Theo
ban.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:12, archived)

Yee innit blud

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:12, archived)

'Theo',
from theos, 'God', and 'ban', meaning 'ban'.

Theoban therefore means 'ban God'. Therefore he is actually Richard Dawkins, AICMFP.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:26, archived)