Because of your impeccable work ethic and proverbial personal integrity?

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:27, archived)

Because I was too drunk to use the phone seems more likely somehow.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:29, archived)

You even fail at failure.
Top work there, stoodge. :)
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:49, archived)