i reckon you should just have a little nappy-noo under your desk.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:48, archived)

I might kip on the sofa between obs, I've got fuck all to do for a bit now.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:57, archived)