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YES!
I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE PARALYMPOIDS. I QUITE LIKE SAYING OBNOXIOUS THINGS LIKE "HOW IS A WHEELCHAIR A DISABILITY FOR SHOOTING A BOW AND ARROW?" LOUDLY AT THE TELEVISION. I DON'T KNOW WHY. AHAHAHA.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:43, archived)
HOW IS A WHEELCHAIR A DISABILITY FOR SHOOTING A BOW AND ARROW?

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:44, archived)
BLIND WEIGHTLIFTING?

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:50, archived)
Where the weights are bolted to the floor, that'd be lol

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:52, archived)
Or completely removed so they hurl the bar through the roof.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:53, archived)
Is that a thing?
Oh man. I can't wait for that. Are you allowed to replace the weights with comedy items? Cabbages like on Crackerjack when they got a question wrong?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:53, archived)
Cos the cowboys get robot horses Doc.
Robot horses with TANK TRACKS!
And EYE LASERS!
Them injun cripples don't stand a chance against 'em.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:01, archived)
If their arms were replaced by guns like Tetsuo Bodyhammer then I'd totally buy the olympic action figure.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:05, archived)
I've never been able to look at one of them Henry Hoovers without feeling a bit sick after seeing that.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:11, archived)
Do you shag them with your eyes shut?
Sounds risky.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:56, archived)