Cos the cowboys get robot horses Doc.
Robot horses with TANK TRACKS!
And EYE LASERS!
Them injun cripples don't stand a chance against 'em.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:01, archived)

If their arms were replaced by guns like Tetsuo Bodyhammer then I'd totally buy the olympic action figure.

( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:05, archived)

I've never been able to look at one of them Henry Hoovers without feeling a bit sick after seeing that.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:11, archived)

Do you shag them with your eyes shut?
Sounds risky.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:56, archived)