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I'VE JUST GOT TICKETS TO THE ATHLETICS AT THE 'LYMPICS
GO TEAM GB
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:40, archived)
Spaklympics

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)
I'M NOT TAKING THIS BULLYING OF OUR GREAT TEAM GB ATHLETES

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:47, archived)
Pricks.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:06, archived)
:( This reminds me of PRICKBOT. That was his favourite thing to say.
*sobs*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:08, archived)
we all miss him.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:11, archived)
I liked wankertron the best :(

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:14, archived)
PRICKBOT was more popular.
www.b3ta.com/board/10830197
See?
Probably because he was the original and best.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:19, archived)
I don't care what all you pricks think.
WANKERTRON #1
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:26, archived)
looks like a dead heat to me

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:44, archived)
I'm Spackacus

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:47, archived)
What is this I don't even?

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(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:45, archived)
nice shack

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:50, archived)
no wait, it's a chalet isn't it

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:50, archived)
Alright Maxi.
Nice shed. MODS!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:53, archived)
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(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:12, archived)
I appear to have broken my name

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:13, archived)
Needs more cunts.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:13, archived)
100M stump waddle?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)
I hope the paras complain about the paralympics.
I seriously doubt any of those athletes could wear the red beret.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:44, archived)
I expect most of them haven't done a para jump in their life

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:48, archived)
it's a fucking disgrace.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:00, archived)
Actually, I reckon Afghanistan must be a veritable production line of potential paralympians.
Therefore, in the future at least, most of them probably will have. Limb-exploding war is good for future olympic teams!

GO TEAM GB!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:08, archived)
Jimmy Carr made a similar joke
some people didn't laugh
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:30, archived)

similar
some
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:31, archived)
Right. It's decided then.
I'm off to make millions and then avoid paying tax by thinking up jokes that comedians have used to their great success even though I didn't know they thought of them.

PROFIT.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)
Triple stump?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:44, archived)
100m gurgles

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:48, archived)
GO TEAM GB

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:48, archived)
Gymspastics









I had a little shudder of guilt as I typed that.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:50, archived)
Mong jump?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:55, archived)
winnar!

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:06, archived)
worse attempt at getting me to kill myself ever

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:23, archived)
hop, hop, hop?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:55, archived)
proper chariots of fire yo.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:55, archived)
Wheelchair basketball

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:57, archived)
it's funny because they're disableds!!!!!

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:58, archived)
it's also funny because its on channel 4,
famous for their touching, and in no way disrespectful, documentaries on the handicapped.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:05, archived)
The boy with a bum for a face

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:08, archived)
The cheek of it!
He's full of hot air.
He's talking shit.
etc
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)
Literally a face like a smacked arse
LITERALLY!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)
You can't say 'the handicapped' any more,
it's now 'people who are in every way worth less than the able-bodied'.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:10, archived)
I call them raspberries
lol
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)
channel 5 would have been better, they are total cunts for this sort of thing,

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:12, archived)
Poor old channel 5
They've never quite got it right have they?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:20, archived)
BRING BACK THE FREE PORN

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:23, archived)
FREE PORN FOR ALL

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:34, archived)
they have no idea.
the missus watches the batchelor. it has some cunt from made in chelsea on it while dim wag types humiliate themselves to "win" him.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:24, archived)
Any of their documentaries
You think 'Ooh, Charles Manson...oh...it's on Channel 5'
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:26, archived)
Well, not all their documentaries are about Charles Manson
But you get the point
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:27, archived)
Fucking hell, I caught a bit of Take Me Out the other week.
I'm convinced that ITV is using things like that and TOWIE to actively kill off brain cells in its viewers
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:30, archived)
christ, ITV is worse than 5.
some shite with ant and dec was on the other night, fucking hideous.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:32, archived)
ITV seem to celebrate stupidity

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:34, archived)
DIZ IZ FUNNEH TV. YOU DO A LAFF NOW!!!!

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:37, archived)
Just answer this question:
Johnny Depp recently starred in which swashbuckling adventure?
Was it:
A) Pirates of the Caribbean
B) ROFL
C) YOUR MUM
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:41, archived)
Dec & Ant must be the hardest-working guys in showbiz.
They're on our screens more time than off.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:37, archived)
A friend of mine sat near them in a restaurant a little while ago
And apparently they behaved like pricks. I couldn't believe it.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:38, archived)
What did they do?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:44, archived)
It was at one of Jamie Oliver's places in London
They were shouting and swearing (GET OLIVER OUT HERE, etc) and generally being a celebrity nuisance. My mate is a miserable git, but if I were spending 100 quid a fucking head for dinner I'd expect any shouting geordies to sit outside.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:50, archived)
They only wanted Oliver to come out so they could
force feed him wallaby cocks and grubs.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)
It's all wallabies with you isn't it
NZ is in Australia, and that's the end of it
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:53, archived)
Yeah, whatever. I'm in Auckland. Everything South of the Bombay Hills is inbred anyway.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:54, archived)
I hope you have ditched this lying cunt.
they are saints, SAINTS I TELLS YA!!!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:44, archived)
I have another friend that has the forehead of Ant
and the face of Dec. Imagine that!
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:51, archived)
HOLY SHIT!

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)
It's quite the spectacle

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)
i refuse to believe it.
They are heros.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:45, archived)
I aint got no beef with them, I'll admit it
Where the fuck is Mono? I miss that Milhousey prick
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)
i tried to watch TOWIE, o
On the basis I was told by a friend that it is ironic. We are no longer friends.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:47, archived)
towie made me do an explosive shit and I vomed into my EYES.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:49, archived)
My mate's other half keeps telling me that none of it is scripted.
I'm finding it harder and harder not to punch her in the head.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:54, archived)
Someone told me that it's not scripted as such
but they are forced into situations that have been engineered to end a certain way. It's like they've written Holloaks, but not told any of the actors that it's a show.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)
Personality Horse?
Charismatic Donkey, more like.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:46, archived)
shut your mouth.
PH are groundbreaking artists that take it to the edge and back every time they pick up their instruments.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:48, archived)
Personality Horse?
Multiple-personality Pony, more like.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:50, archived)
Personality Horse?
Demeanor Ass, more like
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:51, archived)
They're the spokesmen for a generation, you traitor

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:51, archived)
I've been working on names for their antipodean cover band.
I'm assuming they'll never make it down here to tour.

Mettle Mule?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:53, archived)
Zany Zebra?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:55, archived)
Superstar Stallion?
Temperament Mustang?
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:56, archived)
Colt Cunts

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)
I say, that's rather saucy language.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:59, archived)
They're a saucy group

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:00, archived)
Not bad
A friend of mine once came up with the idea of a band that just does covers of Aussie bands. He wanted to call the group Doona. I pushed him down some stairs shortly after.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:55, archived)
how many stairs?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:45, archived)
6 or 7
No more than 12 certainly
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:49, archived)
your mercy knows no bounds.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:51, archived)
was there anything at the bottom for him to land down under?

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:01, archived)
The floor. Just the floor.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:09, archived)
COME ON, LAND DOWN UNDER.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:28, archived)
Yes, yes I know

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:31, archived)
I feel this joke should have got more attention.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:53, archived)

edge toilet
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:54, archived)
I'm going to set up a tribute band and call them Colt of Personality

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:01, archived)
And that is a fucking good joke

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:01, archived)
Yes, yes it is. You win this game.
Good night kids. I done need sleeps.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:05, archived)
It's a spectacular joke

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:06, archived)
i'm going to agree from the future here
because it deserves recognition
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:17, archived)
It's still a good joke.

(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:09, archived)
Is this bloke taking the piss?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19317206
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:10, archived)
i am going to say yes.

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:40, archived)
boy, that's low!

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:42, archived)
"stop fuckin looking at me H you fucking spunkbubble"

(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:53, archived)