I expect most of them haven't done a para jump in their life

( magnum, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:48, archived)

it's a fucking disgrace.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:00, archived)

Actually, I reckon Afghanistan must be a veritable production line of potential paralympians.
Therefore, in the future at least, most of them probably will have. Limb-exploding war is good for future olympic teams!

GO TEAM GB!
( Fork : Killing time since, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:08, archived)

Jimmy Carr made a similar joke
some people didn't laugh
( magnum, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:30, archived)

similar
some
(Drimble something lol here, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:31, archived)

Right. It's decided then.
I'm off to make millions and then avoid paying tax by thinking up jokes that comedians have used to their great success even though I didn't know they thought of them.

PROFIT.
( Fork : Killing time since, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)