christ, ITV is worse than 5.
some shite with ant and dec was on the other night, fucking hideous.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:32, archived)

ITV seem to celebrate stupidity

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:34, archived)

DIZ IZ FUNNEH TV. YOU DO A LAFF NOW!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:37, archived)

Just answer this question:
Johnny Depp recently starred in which swashbuckling adventure?
Was it:
A) Pirates of the Caribbean
B) ROFL
C) YOUR MUM
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:41, archived)

Dec & Ant must be the hardest-working guys in showbiz.
They're on our screens more time than off.
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:37, archived)

A friend of mine sat near them in a restaurant a little while ago
And apparently they behaved like pricks. I couldn't believe it.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:38, archived)

What did they do?

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:44, archived)

It was at one of Jamie Oliver's places in London
They were shouting and swearing (GET OLIVER OUT HERE, etc) and generally being a celebrity nuisance. My mate is a miserable git, but if I were spending 100 quid a fucking head for dinner I'd expect any shouting geordies to sit outside.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:50, archived)

They only wanted Oliver to come out so they could
force feed him wallaby cocks and grubs.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)

It's all wallabies with you isn't it
NZ is in Australia, and that's the end of it
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:53, archived)

Yeah, whatever. I'm in Auckland. Everything South of the Bombay Hills is inbred anyway.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:54, archived)

I hope you have ditched this lying cunt.
they are saints, SAINTS I TELLS YA!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:44, archived)

I have another friend that has the forehead of Ant
and the face of Dec. Imagine that!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:51, archived)

HOLY SHIT!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)

It's quite the spectacle

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)

i refuse to believe it.
They are heros.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:45, archived)

I aint got no beef with them, I'll admit it
Where the fuck is Mono? I miss that Milhousey prick
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)