I don't get it

( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)

Well that's a shame
But you enjoyed the joke, right?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:28, archived)

No, I don't get it.
What the fuck have vegetables got to do with parrots? They don't even eat vegetables, they eat... fuck, I have no idea, is it krill?
( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:39, archived)

Maybe bollocks parrot can clear this up for us.

( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:43, archived)

I'm currently the forum expert on parrots but i use my parrot chat to get poon soz

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:46, archived)

I sure hope so
I'm stumped!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:46, archived)

Right, I've asked Jeeves.
He said 'Parrots eat seeds, fruits, nuts, nectar and fungi'.
You'll notice that nowhere in there does it mention anything about them eating carrots.
Next time before you start a new thread why don't you do some fucking research first you prick.
( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:54, archived)

Eveyone already knows they don't like carrots
EVERYONE
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:56, archived)

And Jeeves is a cunt
He can fuck right off with his bullshit answers. Fucking prick.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:56, archived)

I know right? Thinks he knows bloody everything. Worse than MGT

( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:58, archived)

Ooh, she loves a good ruck
If anyone feels compelled to strikethrough, I won't be cross...just disappointed.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)

+sack
Is that any better?
(Drimble 0891 50 50 50, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:14, archived)

Adding the word 'sack' is ALWAYS better

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:17, archived)

That MGT, always on the ball

(Drimble 0891 50 50 50, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:19, archived)

You rascal

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:26, archived)

I fixed your joke for you. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
JASPER carrot. Because the parrot was from Birmingham.
( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:02, archived)

Ahahaha
Yes, that IS better! Nice one Toucan.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:08, archived)