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Should Girls Have Anal Sex?
VICE reporter Mary-Ann says that anal sex hurts, it's not fun and it's gross.

Simply Hilarious:

www.vice.com/en_uk/read/why-does-anyone-like-anal-sex
(NoiseyMusic, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:37, archived)
Soz, not opening that

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:38, archived)
dont worry nothing "erotic"
it's just a very funny article about why girls should avoid "not natural" sex :D
(NoiseyMusic, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:41, archived)
He's not worried about it being grot, he just doesn't want to get in trouble for going on a nonce site.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:49, archived)
Or "unnatural" as English people say

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:49, archived)
Still spam though innit?
Trying to get us to click links you have a finacial interest in.
Everyone should click this link instead. www.timecube.com/
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:50, archived)
Your only other post was about vice on links
www.b3ta.com/links/844252
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
I've emailed the mods about it.
I'd rather this place wasn't shut down because we got sued by some nonces.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:01, archived)
I wish they would ban someone who deserves it for once.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:02, archived)
Apparently it's a different vice, nothing to do with the nonce boy band.
Still a spamming fucking shitcunt though.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:06, archived)

very funny tedious student journo
why a
s
should avoid "not natural" sex :D who once took it dry after six Magners at the local Scream pub and bleated on about it to her student mates for so long afterwards that they finally told her to stick it in her blog and shut the fuck up about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:50, archived)
I really hate student journalists
We have interns on rotation in the office and, for a change, the editor employed a male one. He's such an insufferable cunt people are threatening strike action if he isn't booted out.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:57, archived)
We have a graduate scheme here now.
In my day graduates were just expected to shut the fuck up and get on with it.
(Gormo is the reason why paradise lost, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:10, archived)
fuck it, everyone else is having a go.
YOUN A CUTN
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:51, archived)
Hi MMPS darling how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants Coz. Innit., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 4:02, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:57, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:57, archived)
wanker
wankertron rip :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:58, archived)
prick
prickbot, in r harts 4eva
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:00, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:57, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:57, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:58, archived)
wanker
shit, we should probably stop it now, I don't want to get banned
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:04, archived)
I don't get the mods at all anymore.
some of the shit that's said here is fucking mental yet by repeating quite tame insults people can get banned?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:09, archived)
Love you too honey x

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants Coz. Innit., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 4:03, archived)
popular internet band V!CE enjoy having sex with children.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:39, archived)
I wonder if reporter Mary-Ann has heard of popular boy band paeodphiles V!CE?

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:40, archived)
I heard she was their nonce tour manager.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:43, archived)
She's entitled to her opinion
The fucking spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:40, archived)
it's anti-feminists like this that are ruining young women.
if a chick wants a willy right up her bumshole, who are we to argue?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:42, archived)
I happen to know that there many girl types that actually like ti
And as you say...who are we to disagree?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:49, archived)
I've certainly never refused on the grounds that it's not "natural sex"
rather, I've grabbed the butter with great gusto and lubed up.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:50, archived)
I know. For years I thought I didn't like olives and then I tried one and now I think they're great.
Thanks to people like here there are probably loads of women going round thinking they don't like bumsex when in fact they would love it!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:00, archived)
What she needs is a firm anal pounding
That'll sort her out.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:48, archived)
I heard that every member of Vice likes it up the bottyhole.
Also that they like touching the willies of little boys.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:42, archived)
Can you tell Mary Ann that no one really cares what she writes in the tin pot E magazine you obviously work for.
I bet you ride a "fixie" bike as well you prick.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:49, archived)
Yes, you should have anal sex. Off an AIDS tramp who also has leprosy so his AIDSy cock comes off up your bum and stays in there.
Also the tramp is hung like a Blue Whale.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:51, archived)
where can I subscribe to your erotic fiction newsletter?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)
You'll have to wait til the book comes out. 'Fifty Shades of Aids Leper Tramp Bumsex'.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
KEEP ME UPDATED PLZ

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:56, archived)
"Why do they call you Gray?" Anastasia asked, eyes round in awe as the tramp unbuttoned his woolen cardigan
"I'll let you be the judge of that," the old soak growled. With fumbling fingers, he unravelled the cord that held his trousers up, and with a thick rustle of wet canvas his last garments tumbled to the piss-sodden pavement, revealing his manhood in all its pustular glory.

Ana's gaze latched onto the trembling member, which pulsed and jerked as it filled with blood. It reminded her of the rhythmic spasms of her rectum, which she'd seen during her last colonoscopy. Her anus twitched with excitement.

She tentatively extended her fingers to touch it. With her fingers merely inches away from the object of her desire, the shrivelled foreskin parted to reveal the glans; a nub of grey, leathered skin crowned with a ring of smegma like ermine.

"Behold," the tramp spake. "The Beast awakens."
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:04, archived)
Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:09, archived)
hold on, have you been sneaking peaks at tl;dr this autumns no 1 best seller

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:10, archived)
We appear to be witnessing the beginnings of the next bestseller.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:10, archived)
Women go crazy for that shit. I guess it allows them to escape from the monotomy of their dreary lives into an exciting fantasy world full of sexy tramps and minge diseases.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:10, archived)
show me your bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:07, archived)