where can I subscribe to your erotic fiction newsletter?(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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You'll have to wait til the book comes out. 'Fifty Shades of Aids Leper Tramp Bumsex'.(
2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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KEEP ME UPDATED PLZ(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:56,
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"Why do they call you Gray?" Anastasia asked, eyes round in awe as the tramp unbuttoned his woolen cardigan"I'll let you be the judge of that," the old soak growled. With fumbling fingers, he unravelled the cord that held his trousers up, and with a thick rustle of wet canvas his last garments tumbled to the piss-sodden pavement, revealing his manhood in all its pustular glory.
Ana's gaze latched onto the trembling member, which pulsed and jerked as it filled with blood. It reminded her of the rhythmic spasms of her rectum, which she'd seen during her last colonoscopy. Her anus twitched with excitement.
She tentatively extended her fingers to touch it. With her fingers merely inches away from the object of her desire, the shrivelled foreskin parted to reveal the glans; a nub of grey, leathered skin crowned with a ring of smegma like ermine.
"Behold," the tramp spake. "The Beast awakens."
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:04,
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hold on, have you been sneaking peaks at tl;dr this autumns no 1 best seller (
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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We appear to be witnessing the beginnings of the next bestseller.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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Women go crazy for that shit. I guess it allows them to escape from the monotomy of their dreary lives into an exciting fantasy world full of sexy tramps and minge diseases.(
2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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