Dramatic BMW reassembly
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:59, archived)

Looks like it could be a car someday.

( Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:00, archived)

I struggle to understand why, if he was going to put this much effort into restoring it, he didn't start with a nice car.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:02, archived)

Because this project has taught me how to weld and spray paint
If I turned out to be shit at those, I don't want to have ruined an Jaguar or an Alfa by doing so
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:09, archived)

Ah. Makes sense now.
Carry on
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:13, archived)

Are you not better off just scrapping it?

( planearm, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:15, archived)

No planearm, because I've built a car that didn't exist in Poland before

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:17, archived)

I didn't realise there was a magical forcefield that prevented certain cars from entering Poland.
How does that work?
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:29, archived)

They don't let german cars in in case they start killing all the Jews.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:08, archived)

Oh, beautifully done.

( BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:27, archived)

If it's not on the telly, he won't care.

( BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:36, archived)