i'm not watching the football.this is unusual because i often watch the football. i just watched something about kony, he's a bad man. now there's a burnt person on tv.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:02,
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OH MAN THE NFL STARTS IN A FEW WEEKSYEEEEEEEEAH!
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:04,
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Do you actually like any REAL sports?(
Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:06,
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Hey now come on badger.You KNOW he's still all upset that a made-up on the spot sport like handball got accepted for the olympics while HIS version of 'FETCH!' got rejected. Again.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:08,
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Don't mind that at all, my mate played for GB and I was more than happy to see that instead of frisbee(
Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:12,
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Oh man, you'll be roller-blading next.(
stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:13,
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is long boarding one of 'those' sports(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:24,
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Waterboarding ought to be.(
stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:25,
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Jew-Curdling(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:19,
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It must be in the paralympics though, right?Otherwise the spastics would be up in arms! well, those that have arms.
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:15,
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Whats this?*makes 'wheelchair' gestures then slaps self in forehead*
100M paralympic hurdles.
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Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:19,
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access ramps.turbo boost button.
problem solved.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat it's over 9,000!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:17,
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Frisbee for flids?Flidsbee!
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:25,
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haha i get it.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:08,
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I'm watching silent witnessThe writers have done a casualty and trawled the bbc news site for plots
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:06,
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i think that's what i'm watching, i think there's some sexual tension between these two.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:08,
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they're like sexy brother and sister(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:09,
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i love how good technology is on tv.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:11,
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ZOOM, ENHANCE, ENMUSCLE(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:13,
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"hi i'm a super smart detective because i have studied head lice"(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:16,
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hulk sad he not buy panties for me :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:19,
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he's guilty of failure, failure and putting his daughter in a suitcase.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:32,
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Fuck that the Doveston, why should we care about what darkies do to each other?(
stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:06,
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i like black people.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:09,
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Some of my best slaves are black.And I make the ones that aren't minstrel up.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:12,
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Oh, cos they told me they think you're a prat.(
2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:23,
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haha, those guys.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:33,
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seems to me that he's had a bit of bad press.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:11,
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Just been on the roof watching the ISS.Back now.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:24,
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It's gone now.It was just passing overhead, and it's a nice clear evening here so I went up to wave my willy at the astronauts.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:27,
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Will they be able to see it from space?I'm not saying you've got a small willy, it's just space is an awfully long way away. Can't you just email a picture of it to them?
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:29,
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They were VERY impressed.They said it was a good size.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:30,
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I'm not sure astronauts are the best judges.Without any gravity their winkies shrivel to the size of grapes.
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:41,
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i docked my penis into thunderbird 5 once.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:43,
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the doveston, did you text in on the live text feed about the cricket today?(
vladimir, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:58,
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they never put up my messages when i call alistair cook a cunt.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:07,
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That'll be because it's well known that he's NOT a cunt.He's a prick.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:32,
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