Mine costs £10
There are two barbers in the shop, ones good, the other not so good. Its a bit of a gamble I can tell you!
( magnum, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:52, archived)

Two barbers, one head,
recipe for disaster
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:53, archived)

Mines also a tenner
But I book ahead to get the same woman each time, she makes me look (more) sexy.
(FUN TIMES FUN FUN FUN, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:59, archived)

has this got anything to do with haircuts?

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:59, archived)

I had a previous hairdresser who was on the game

(FUN TIMES FUN FUN FUN, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:01, archived)

I used to go to an Italian barber.
One of them cut hair with his shoulders. The other one told me incredibly unlikely escapades involving his wife and her friends.

I preferred the shoulders.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:55, archived)

I went to a barber once who didn't walk round you
Just stood in one place and spun the chair. Like being on a shitty waltzer
( magnum, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:57, archived)

And another who rested a tit on each shoulder
Like a boob shawl
( magnum, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:58, archived)

The barbers at Brummingham Uni used to do that.
It was a proper knockerfest of a hairdressers. And they were all identical short busty birds who tried to be posh when they were Brummie slappers. It was well erotic.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:01, archived)

I used to have a Barbers Gamble where I used to live.
One of the girls would rub her tits and fanny against your elbow, the other one was a joyless harridan.
I once faked a sneezing fit to send the guy behind me in the queue up to the harridan so I could get the frotter.
Mind you, I was only 15 at the time so you'd take your cheapies where you could in them days.
( mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:00, archived)