I used to go to an Italian barber.
One of them cut hair with his shoulders. The other one told me incredibly unlikely escapades involving his wife and her friends.

I preferred the shoulders.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:55, archived)

I went to a barber once who didn't walk round you
Just stood in one place and spun the chair. Like being on a shitty waltzer
( magnum, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:57, archived)

And another who rested a tit on each shoulder
Like a boob shawl
( magnum, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 23:58, archived)

The barbers at Brummingham Uni used to do that.
It was a proper knockerfest of a hairdressers. And they were all identical short busty birds who tried to be posh when they were Brummie slappers. It was well erotic.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:01, archived)