We're like the Montagues and the Capulets

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:01, archived)

a plague on both your houses!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:03, archived)

i almost said exactly this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:04, archived)

we could be brothers!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:07, archived)

(chinese burn)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:19, archived)

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:21, archived)

a plague on both your horses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:04, archived)

A plaque on both your spouses!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:05, archived)

A plaque on both your goatses

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:07, archived)

a path to both your houses

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:09, archived)

A snack on both your blouses!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:09, archived)

a smack to both your grouses

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:11, archived)

a flea on both your browsers

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:14, archived)

a pee on both your trousers

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:17, archived)

are they families on eastenders?
obviously alpacas are better, llamas have two ls for no good reason, and whoever heard of a peruvian making a llama rug? nobody, that's who
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:04, archived)

I must admit, I've never heard of a llama rug
I hearby concede this point
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:05, archived)

I won!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:11, archived)

party tiems!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:12, archived)

Alpaca's get all their religious news from the paper they read.
It is called the DAILY LLAMA (DALAI LAMA)
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:06, archived)

What's an alpaca's favourite Culture Club song?
LLAMA CHAMELEON OF COURSE!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:10, archived)

wot?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:11, archived)

You fucking no-chamelid-based-joke-getting prick

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:12, archived)

What is a french alpaca's favourite planet?
LA MARS (llamas).
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:16, archived)

this would have worked better if you'd said 'favourite french chocolate bar'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:20, archived)

No it wouldn't.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:21, archived)

I agree
Baldmonkey's the worst thing to happpen to joke telling EVER.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:22, archived)

What is an alpaca's favourite breakfast cereal?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:24, archived)

llama flakes?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:25, archived)

cornflakes!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:25, archived)

camel-ios

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:26, archived)

Fuck knows

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:26, archived)

coco pops!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:26, archived)

rice krispies!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:26, archived)

Alpaca-en? (Alpen)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:28, archived)

who is an alpaca's favourite radio personality?
Mark Llamarr
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:28, archived)

What?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:29, archived)

mark lamarr is on the radio
lamarr sounds a bit like llama
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:31, archived)

oh rite
u shud use brackets in futur
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:46, archived)

waht did the camel-llama crossbreed say when he was hit by a car?
Nothing, he was in a Cama for six years and all his family moved on!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:12, archived)

Did he get the hump?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:15, archived)

IT WORKS ON TWO LEVELS!!!!!!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:15, archived)

no, he was perfectly fine about it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:16, archived)

What do you call an alpaca that has sex with llamas?
A fucking race traitor.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:21, archived)