who wants a bit of a cwtch then?
xxx
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:14, archived)

fuck off

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:17, archived)

<3

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:20, archived)

whoah dont be nasty to my lovely son, he's had a hard time of it recently

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:22, archived)

look, there's forum users here who've battled back from pretend internet cancer
so cram that up your dog sideways
(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:24, archived)

i'm not saying my pretend internet son the doveston has pretend internet cancer but i wouldnt rule it out ok so mind your words?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:26, archived)

How come it's only people on /links and /board who actually die here?

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:28, archived)

whoah
mods again cheers
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:28, archived)

Tru tho innit
them board cunts are always carking it, couple of unfunny links fuckers have died too, I want a funeral b4sh, free to b3tans, opposite the royal courts of whatever.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:30, archived)

i need to leave a note so the coop funeral people tell you lot when i die, brb getting a sharpie

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:33, archived)

I can smell your cunt

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:33, archived)

but i'd have to charge

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:34, archived)

Maybe Friz is dead and buried next to his baby :(

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:37, archived)

looks like he is still alive
www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Steven/Frizzell
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:39, archived)

I can smell Friz's baby's cunt

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:40, archived)

is this him? i honestly forget what the cunt ever did
www.facebook.com/steven.frizzell.3
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:42, archived)

found him
www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4845659460
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:43, archived)

He doesn't mention his baby
didn't take him long to get over that, sad really
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)

stopped caring hours ago, soz

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:44, archived)

about what? i proper drifted off

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:49, archived)

I can smell your cunt

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:52, archived)

Cheers babes

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:35, archived)

only if we can double-decwtch

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:19, archived)

well I lolled

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:24, archived)

Pretty sure he was fishing for a lol out of you with that

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:27, archived)

I only come here for grrlols

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:28, archived)

they're pretty fucking rare
but I know where to get my lols
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:29, archived)

you aint got shit

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:37, archived)

well I ain't gonna get chuckles off you, am I
glumcunt
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:54, archived)

When's SSG going to rape you then strangle you to death like he did with his other kids?

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:20, archived)

MODS

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:21, archived)

They'll only want pictures
the fucking nonce cunts.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:24, archived)

don't you have anything better to do at least _some_ of the time?

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:22, archived)

lolinsults lolswears

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:28, archived)

i've never seen any hurry potter, sorry

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:22, archived)

I'm going to assume this is sexual.
yes the doveston, yes I would.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:22, archived)

yay!

( rosalicious, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:25, archived)

:(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:26, archived)

im coming home now

( rosalicious, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:30, archived)

alright rosalicious

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:33, archived)

alright rod

( rosalicious, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:46, archived)

follows, lols

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:34, archived)

so fucking refreshing, im indoors unscathed on rapey friday

( rosalicious, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:47, archived)

i asked a srs question to gluey rose and the fucker is ignoring me, i feel like i've been raped

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)

thats how she gets tho dave, leave her to it

( rosalicious, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:56, archived)

alright

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:36, archived)

alright fj

( rosalicious, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:48, archived)

yo rosalicious, we were just saying how we all hope Friz is dead now, not sure how you feel about that, maybe you retain some fondness for him, not sure tbh

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)

i hope everyone gets the shits if that helps

( rosalicious, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:57, archived)

No thanks.
I don't want to get Quisling on my smart clothes.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:27, archived)

oh man, that Burzum mental called himself Quisling in the early days

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:30, archived)

Aye.
Mind, I think the real reason The Doveston loves them Argies so much is because he thinks Simon Weston looks WELL SEXY these days, and he's hoping they'd give SSG a similar makeover.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:35, archived)

how the fuck have you gone from welsh cuddles to quislings and argies?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:39, archived)

hold on, what the fuck is a welsh cuddle? what are you lot up too?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:40, archived)

i assume it's like a glasgow kiss

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:43, archived)

srs now, chelsea smile? or glasgow? i know it as chelsea

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:45, archived)

newport pagnell

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:53, archived)

newport shower means just using deodorant

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:55, archived)

well cwtch is welsh for cuddle i meant a welsh cuddle as in a welsh word for cuddle

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:52, archived)