what I'm saying here is Robert Mugabe did wees and plops on Vin Diesel and Frank Bruno

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:39, archived)

with felix sellotaped to the ceiling wearing a small granary loaf and american tan tights i should imagine

( rosalicious, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:46, archived)

I wish you'd keep your filthy thoughts to yourself, this is a family messageboard

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:55, archived)