Fuck that, chicks with dicks, turn my bloody stomach, no offence

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:01, archived)

worked for stuj.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:05, archived)

Yea...wait, WHAT?

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:06, archived)

Oh man, are you saying that Janet really IS baldmonkey?

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:07, archived)

oh stuj :( I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:09, archived)

:(
But I'd already married her off to frisbee-boy.
Does this mean I'm going to have to give him the money back?
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:11, archived)

nah, alan will love that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:21, archived)

It would mean he gets twice as much jizz to slurp out of an upturned frisbee I suppose.
Hey, do you reckon I could charge him extra?
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:29, archived)

Not fucking likely >:(
Morning
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:34, archived)

'Ning.
Just saying that you're getting a little bit extra for your money.
I might add that to the adverts for stuj's Second Hand Mail Order Brides Emporium.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:45, archived)

Studge moves in mysterious ways
He's like a spastic in that respect.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:08, archived)

And in the leg-bracery and gurning respect too.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:09, archived)