Oh, there's no denying that the terms are reasonable
But what to spend the money on!?!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:58, archived)

Another hat?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:02, archived)

I have it on good authority that Two Hats is actually banned from all hatshops, everywhere
On account of CERN's warning that a third hat would indeed create an uncontrolled singularity.
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:06, archived)

This is partly true
I'm allowed to buy hats from a specific list of town centre markets
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:07, archived)

Are they singularity-friendly?

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:09, archived)

I've already said too much

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:11, archived)

If some men in stiff suits and bowler-hats with funny walks come looking for me, I'm going to be asking you some pretty awkward questions

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:16, archived)

Look into this
*holds up neuraliser*
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:20, archived)

*hopes you don't noticed it's my cock*

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:20, archived)

Your cock is a neuraliser?
You'd make the best paedophile.
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:22, archived)

That's great advice, thanks Adam

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:26, archived)

£100 plz

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:41, archived)

TRIFLE!!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:10, archived)

Oh man, imagine that!!!
A fucking REALLY BIG trifle...all for me!!!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:12, archived)

shit dude, you could probably get one the size of a swimming pool.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:13, archived)

What a wonderful thing that would be
Right up until the point that one of my kids pees in the shallow end
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:14, archived)

woah, trifle pool is persoanl time. just for you!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:17, archived)

THOSE AREN'T CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:21, archived)