No

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:51, archived)

fucking hell cowfoot, why's this cunt all up in your face?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:53, archived)

All my sentences end in a question mark because I want my existence validated by a response?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:55, archived)

I'm going back down the shop if this carries on

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:56, archived)

don't tell that cunt, it'll probably follow you and try to finger your bumhole

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:58, archived)

Won't I get poo on my finger?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 23:00, archived)

Christ, I'm scared to go out now

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 23:05, archived)