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"Uneducated followers of the media nites"?

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:33, archived)
Come on m8, everyone knows what the media-nites are
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:39, archived)
Don't want to end up reading the times.
Woah oh the media nites
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:02, archived)
Might be a rasta thing:
The Africans were the Medianites as Canaanites and sons of Kush / Ham. The Israelites / Moses were Hebrew Israelites and descending from Shem. They were not African, according to the scripture.

And you will find he did slaughter the tribe of his wife and children. His wife was a medianite.... By slaughtering them I mean they killed all of the males including the male children and the none virgin women. The virgins they kept for themselves. This is wickedness at its heights and against the example of Haile Selassie I

If you read the bible you should know this!

I obviously need to brush up on my Bible.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:12, archived)
Imma read Harry Potter instead
better innit
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:15, archived)
The only Potter book I've read was Deathly Hallows.
It was rubbish.

Fittingly, the only book of the Bible I've read is Revelation. I didn't like that, either.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:19, archived)
Well it's no good just reading the last one, is it
They're alright. The boys enjoyed having them read to them. Amusingly, my oldest hated the films because they're not as good.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:24, archived)
I'd been watching the films with my other half, thought I'd get ahead and find out the ending by reading the last book
(mainly to confirm that the "Harry is a horcrux and has to get himself killed" twist was as I'd suspected).

I didn't have kids at the time, so I really had no business reading the books, but I'd enjoyed taunting a colleague with my "Snape kills Dumbledore, but it's all part of the plan and he turns out to be a hero" prediction, earlier, so wanted to check if I was right. On reflection, guessing the plot twists is a story for children isn't really much of an achievement.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:34, archived)
The B.I.B.L.E (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) is an *Ancient* book written roughly 2500 years ago by lots of different people then translated over and over again, edited, re edited and so on for millennia.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:15, archived)
Ancient Aliens are to blame for everything.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:22, archived)