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I'm getting a new shed. Are sheds appropriate b3ta material?
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:00, Reply)
I can't remember if I took an ibuprofen tablet after my lunch or not
does it matter if you take too many?
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:04, Reply)
If you forgot you took one and you take another one, you'll be fine.
If you forgot you took one and you take another 46, the same may not be true.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:05, Reply)
You can double-drop them anyway so another one is definitely fine.

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:10, Reply)
hmm
you both seem pretty confident without even needing to know the strength of the tablets
perhaps the internet isn't the best place for medical advice after all
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:14, Reply)
you have to finish the packet in 24 hours
they go off otherwise
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:16, Reply)
^

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:16, Reply)
Ahh, like vodka.

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:17, Reply)
I had a real craving for that recently
my diet basically says no beer, but clean spirits are fine
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:45, Reply)
I'm not big on vodka, I'm sure not drinking it neat.
Rum when I'm 'ere.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:47, Reply)
Two won't kill you, even the double strength ones
Tummy ache at the worst
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:16, Reply)
but wouldn't tummy ache, like, really hurt?

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:20, Reply)
Yeah but you're taking painkillers remember.

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:20, Reply)
I'm a pharmacist
but everyone else seems to have got this already, so clearly my advice is not needed here.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 18:57, Reply)
Enough time has passed since his last post that I think we can assume he OD'd

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 20:15, Reply)
Some gimps on here bang on about shed of the year all the fucking time.
Wankers.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:12, Reply)
I just want w weatherproof cupboard to store bikes in.
I'm not entering it for competition.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:16, Reply)
Ooh what kind of bikes?
Bike chat is ok. I have a new bike.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:20, Reply)
I need a new bike.
I'm currently riding some piece of shit I got of Gumtree for a tenner. The kids all have nicer bikes than I do, as the sister-in-law trades in them, so we get the pick of her acquisitions for nowt, providing we give them back when we're done.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:25, Reply)
Want to see my new wheels?

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 20:02, Reply)
My shed has a burglar alarm , there

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:12, Reply)
Is that where you grow your ganja, then?

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:14, Reply)
I keep my tackle in it

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:21, Reply)
pants not good enough for you?

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:56, Reply)
pffft

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:21, Reply)
I'm getting some sort of plastic and metal monstrosity from Costco.
Website reckons I should set aside 8hrs to put it together. Fuck.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:14, Reply)
I have two sheds
What do you think of that, eh?
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:15, Reply)
One shed for each hat?

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:16, Reply)
Each brain cell...muhahahahaha

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:21, Reply)
I think such displays of opulence are the grossest examples of capitalism

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:17, Reply)
he'll be first up against the wall

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:18, Reply)
Cor!

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:41, Reply)
It's the level of ostentation I expect from B3ta's petit bourgeois.

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:18, Reply)
Don't look at his instagram then, it's all just him posing with his sheds out

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:19, Reply)
I only follow Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevigne

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:21, Reply)
Poor Kendall, all excited to be the face of pepsi, copy her hero Cindy, where did it all go wrong

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:22, Reply)
too much too soon

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
Well let's pray she can recover given time

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:32, Reply)
alright Arthur Jackson

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:17, Reply)
This will be the second shed in my garden.
Hark at us, with our excess sheds.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:18, Reply)
a clothing retailer

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:17, Reply)
are you a cunt?
if so, then yes
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:28, Reply)
Sorry, Smash.
I guess sheds aren't a very inclusive topic.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:37, Reply)
i like the idea of sheds
but round here, you might as well put a sign on them saying "please break in and steal stuff"
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:42, Reply)
just splash some fresh blood around the door every couple of days
certainly keeps my two out of our bedroom
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:42, Reply)
get an old shipping container

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:30, Reply)
Cab you buy them flat packed?

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:31, Reply)
Just get a hiab to deliver and drop it in your back garden.

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:43, Reply)
they have the added value of decimating local property prices
so then you can buy your neighbour's house and store your junk in there instead
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:46, Reply)
Get a flat-pack portakabin 'home office' as well.

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:47, Reply)
my old man bought a trio of those old "temporary" classrooms we all had at school
and converted them into a flat while he was building his luxury pile in the country.

Three years later and they're still there, serving as a charming lawn ornament from across the patio.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:15, Reply)
couldn't they be used to house the servants?

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:17, Reply)
apparently they can't be used to house anyone lest the council turn up and demand massive extra taxes
and the old man is too lazy to bung them back on ebay
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:19, Reply)
grow weed in them

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:37, Reply)
he's an ex-copper

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:52, Reply)
No copper has ever broken the law, ever.
100% fact.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:55, Reply)
Especially the ones that were working before PACE was introduced.

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 16:25, Reply)
i keep giving you possibilities, but you keep rejecting them
paint the fuckers pink and call them an art installation
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 16:05, Reply)
it's not my cabin, is it
you're telling the wrong person
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 17:28, Reply)
We called them the 'rabbit hutches'.
They're not cheap either. I saw a thing on George Clarke's Amazing Spaces and they wanted a fortune for them, so some ambitious young teacher decided to buy a scrapped cessna for fuck all and convert that to a 'learning space'.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:24, Reply)
Watch out for this fella
www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2720822.main_image.jpg?strip=all
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:32, Reply)
I blame the parents.

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:39, Reply)
i got banned from the group that was trolling him for crossing the line, ffs

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:44, Reply)
you are why people can't have nice things

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:47, Reply)
well the hunted one look to be no more, so that bit of work assisted the police

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:52, Reply)
Poopo

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:37, Reply)
ah!
Poopo
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:42, Reply)
bamp

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:42, Reply)
in the shed?
bit unsanitary, m8
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:44, Reply)
yes they are
i am in the process of stealing a shed, actually
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:12, Reply)
this is why i had my one alarmed

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:24, Reply)
it's been untouched for 2 years and it's right by my flat
i've asked all the neighbours and the maintenance company and nobody wants it. i need somewhere to put my bike.
(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 18:05, Reply)
The poor old guy's in hospital, long term illness, his potting shed is the only thing he has left to look forward to when he's finally discharged

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 18:41, Reply)
Imagine his joy when he discovers he's grown a bicycle and a hulking great hippy.

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 18:52, Reply)
k, selling this story to netflix

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 19:55, Reply)
+ allegedly

(, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:57, Reply)