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i promise nothing

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:38, archived)
is that a promise?

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:40, archived)
no, it's an oath

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:51, archived)
minced?

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:59, archived)
twatted with a mallet

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:03, archived)
porridge oaths

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:08, archived)
yeth

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:11, archived)
ha! someone's dropped a weed outside!
mine now, fucker!
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:27, archived)
a weed?

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:28, archived)
it's slang for pee-pee

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:29, archived)
Get with the times, narc
One weed is equal to 4 marijuana's
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:30, archived)
how many marijuanas in a blunt?
and what of teenths?
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:39, archived)
Ugh
4 weeds = 1 marijuana
5 Marijuanas = Spliff
4 Spliffs = 1 Blunt
You should brush your teenth twice a day
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:52, archived)
thanks cheech and/or chong

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:17, archived)
I had an argument once with a guy who swore it was "Chinks & Chong"
He was a "massive fan" and so he "should know"
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:25, archived)
+ny

(on loan from the mcbeef collection)
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:37, archived)
Ah yes, of course

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:40, archived)
one drugs

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:36, archived)
i see empty baggies all the time. nobody's ever been considerate enough to leave green in there though

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:40, archived)
Do you work in a supermarket?

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:46, archived)
not anymore, no
you?
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:16, archived)
2 nice big fat buds
that'll do me nicely
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:46, archived)

d m
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:18, archived)
It's a 4/20 miracle!

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:11, archived)
20/4
Thanks for bookending my day with upset.
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:45, archived)
Ok

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:06, archived)