no, it's an oath

( Smash Monkey is going off the rails on a crazy train, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:51, archived)

minced?

( manolith - It must be some kind of cave bat, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:59, archived)

twatted with a mallet

( Smash Monkey is going off the rails on a crazy train, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:03, archived)

porridge oaths

( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:08, archived)

yeth

( Smash Monkey is going off the rails on a crazy train, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:11, archived)

ha! someone's dropped a weed outside!
mine now, fucker!
( Smash Monkey is going off the rails on a crazy train, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:27, archived)

a weed?

( manolith - It must be some kind of cave bat, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:28, archived)

it's slang for pee-pee

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:29, archived)

Get with the times, narc
One weed is equal to 4 marijuana's
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:30, archived)

how many marijuanas in a blunt?
and what of teenths?
( manolith - It must be some kind of cave bat, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:39, archived)

Ugh
4 weeds = 1 marijuana
5 Marijuanas = Spliff
4 Spliffs = 1 Blunt
You should brush your teenth twice a day
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:52, archived)

thanks cheech and/or chong

( manolith - It must be some kind of cave bat, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:17, archived)

I had an argument once with a guy who swore it was "Chinks & Chong"
He was a "massive fan" and so he "should know"
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:25, archived)

+ny

(on loan from the mcbeef collection)
( manolith - It must be some kind of cave bat, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:37, archived)

Ah yes, of course

( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:40, archived)

one drugs

( Smash Monkey is going off the rails on a crazy train, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:36, archived)

i see empty baggies all the time. nobody's ever been considerate enough to leave green in there though

( manolith - It must be some kind of cave bat, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:40, archived)

Do you work in a supermarket?

( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:46, archived)

not anymore, no
you?
( manolith - It must be some kind of cave bat, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:16, archived)

2 nice big fat buds
that'll do me nicely
( Smash Monkey is going off the rails on a crazy train, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:46, archived)

d m
( manolith - It must be some kind of cave bat, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:18, archived)

It's a 4/20 miracle!

( H.B.Mupps have you ever had an Alphabeat stranglewank?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:11, archived)

20/4
Thanks for bookending my day with upset.
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:45, archived)