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It's a tough act to follow.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:03, Reply)
By which of course I mean 'morning'.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:03, Reply)
The old morning thread sub thread game
Morning drimbly
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:16, Reply)
h.i.h.b.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:18, Reply)
Have I hit bum?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:40, Reply)
haven't we all?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:59, Reply)
morning drimble
are you gonna do all the personal replies and everything, even for people you don't really like but don't want to drive away because the forum's already lost enough blood as it is?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:25, Reply)
not referring to you obvs

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:26, Reply)
That's it, leaving 4eva

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:29, Reply)
pretty sure eva's sick of your shit too tbh

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:33, Reply)
you do realise that there are a group of people who dont want you to do that or thank you for it, it is very much like the morning report fella

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:18, Reply)
yeah
but those people are sullen pricks who contribute nothing, so fuck em
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:20, Reply)
That's just what tim would have said

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:24, Reply)
who?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:25, Reply)
Morning guy's

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:48, Reply)
Richard
can you recommend any decent high-top trainers?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:52, Reply)

bosh
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:12, Reply)
fucking hell

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:22, Reply)
I'm getting 2 pairs.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:24, Reply)
me too, two for each foot

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:45, Reply)
By all means but it really does depend what your tastes are eh

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:22, Reply)
see what windy posted? not that
I'm open to suggestions but I don't want to look like a thrash metaller any more
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:26, Reply)
I bought these a couple of weeks ago, they're not garish and fairly grown up
www.urbanindustry.co.uk/products/puma-suede-mid-x-bobbito-shoes-chesnut-burnt-olive-gold
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:44, Reply)
yer, I'm leaning towards pumas, they've grown on me
I wouldn't mind vans but it would mean going into one of those prick skateboard shops staffed by people with ear gauges.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:48, Reply)
puma lost all credibility when they hired kylie jenner to be a paid slag for them

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:04, Reply)
is that the pepsi bint?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:12, Reply)
Nah her sister, both as bad

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:13, Reply)
I wouldn't be surprised if Kendall was a lesbian

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:14, Reply)
She'll be whatever the script says

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:15, Reply)
I blame the mother

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:16, Reply)
which one...oh hahahaha

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:17, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:17, Reply)
Those are pretty nice actually
Might be tempted myself at that price
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:22, Reply)
also
www.getstyle.eu/men/sports/shoes/casual/puma-1948-mid-twill-361239-02-black-pu374-a-shoes-54032
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, Reply)
Morning

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:11, Reply)
Double-you Eye, Enn Dee Wye

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:23, Reply)
How was the honeymoon m8

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:25, Reply)
Absolutely amazing ta
Why I didn't book today off also is beyond me
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:46, Reply)
I said this to myself all day yesterday

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:19, Reply)
well *I* say this to myself all day every day

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:23, Reply)
you make a good point

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, Reply)
what, like if you sharpened me?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:36, Reply)
weird

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:55, Reply)
i feel a bit odd today

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:22, Reply)
Maybe it's something you ate

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:23, Reply)
maybe it's something i DIDN'T eat

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:23, Reply)
hiya

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:23, Reply)
Good morning.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:54, Reply)
All of that morning stuff to everybody.
Today I'm wearing an aprčs-ski chic combo of a powder-blue shirt and a white merino wool jumper with muddled navy spackles.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:29, Reply)
lol, "spack"

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:31, Reply)
*jumper belming*

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:33, Reply)
I went on a uni skiing trip to Andorra
we'd all gone to charity shops beforehand and bought the most outdated garish equipment we could find, and wore it on the slopes by the restaurants while saying "hey Wilhelm, check out my rossignol" in camp German accents.

Students are such pricks
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:41, Reply)
That's some classic student prickery.
Sounds like you also anticipated 'Brüno' by a couple of years.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:51, Reply)
I've got a 90's purple nevica ski suit.
I fucking hate skiing but sometimes wear it about the house as it's like a wearable sleeping bag. Consider it the thinking mans onesie.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:27, Reply)
always leave 'em wanting more

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:52, Reply)
happy birthday ma'am
God bless you
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:55, Reply)
I bet she's having a good old slice of dundee cake

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:10, Reply)
Fridays are kewl
morning, lads 'n lasses
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:59, Reply)
Right, I'm dying
start putting labels on anything you want after I...y'know...go.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:18, Reply)
Go in the toilet or fight sense?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:20, Reply)
What's it you've got?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:20, Reply)
Might be the diverticulitis flaring up again
hope it's not. I really hope it's not.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:22, Reply)
It would explain all the discomfort over the last couple of days
ugh
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:22, Reply)
I might just cry for a bit
and wait for the sympathy to flood in
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:23, Reply)
oh mate :(
at least it didn't happen in napoli
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, Reply)
Man, that would've been a nightmare

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:26, Reply)
did you go to any of the shit areas like scampia?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:30, Reply)
is that where scampi was invented?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:32, Reply)
I think so

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:34, Reply)
woah

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:39, Reply)
We stayed in a pretty shit area
I found hyperdermic needles on the floor when I was emptying the bin
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:34, Reply)
quite a bad heroin problem in naples
the mafia are to blame for that
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:37, Reply)
Yeah, it's a bit scary

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:42, Reply)
a bit of heroin will take the edge off your fear

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:56, Reply)
I can understand that
The drivers in Naples make Rome look like a quiet country village
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:57, Reply)
Ok, it was Fuorigrotta

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:55, Reply)
not too bad

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:07, Reply)
I bet you get gamey when you cry

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, Reply)
I become rigid
no more, no less
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, Reply)
this is awkward
windy was asking what you've got that's worth having
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, Reply)
Do you feel good about that?
Do feel good about pointing that out? Making me feel bad?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, Reply)
a bit, yeah

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, Reply)
you're a monster

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, Reply)
a bit, yeah

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:33, Reply)
I've got the contents of the kitchen covered
soz guys
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:21, Reply)
even the walk in fridge?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, Reply)
I don't have a walk-in fridge
it's more of a 'step-in'
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, Reply)
roll-in

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:31, Reply)
rawhiiiiiiiide

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
All I want is an icon to remember you by.
Please, manolith?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:24, Reply)
a top hat with a '2' inside it, please

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, Reply)
lol
number two
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, Reply)
hahaha oh my

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:29, Reply)
if any of the weekly top ten posters die, i will endeavour to get an icon made
how's that for a deal?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:26, Reply)
Now I'm torn between 'not wanting anyone to die'
and 'I wonder what the icons will look like'
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:29, Reply)
i'm sure spanishfly's would be tasteful
looks like it's been a slow week this week with you and mcbeef out of action. i almost never top the charts anymore.
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:34, Reply)
169

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:46, Reply)
hurr

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:53, Reply)
Haha, I like my random quote.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:03, Reply)
need to let frank out of the sandbox
that will boost this place
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:06, Reply)
he's not sandboxed
he just said he was done with the place and asked me to delete his account
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:13, Reply)
stick spanishfly in there

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:15, Reply)
i do sometimes when i catch him mid-outburst
usually i don't see it though as i'm not here much in the evenings
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:25, Reply)
Sounds reasonable.
Who can we sacrifice in 2H's place?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:31, Reply)
who's that one with the stupid moustache that no-one likes?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:36, Reply)
shaft

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:38, Reply)
you're damn right

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:40, Reply)
but there is already a cock icon..

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:30, Reply)
oh come on now, really

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:32, Reply)
not much point me claiming anything, I'll not be long behind you

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:55, Reply)
We could claim each other's stuff
then these vultures would get fuck all
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:56, Reply)
I'm off today. I started the day by dozily waking up on my sofa.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:19, Reply)
Fortunate fecker.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:24, Reply)
Creedence Clearwater's lesser-known b-sidezzzz

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:00, Reply)
that tends to happen to me around the 4am mark
then i have to decide whether to stay uncomfortable for another 3 hours or haul my carcass into the bedroom
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, Reply)
Yeah I woke up at some point, but it was cozy 'cos I'd left the heater on and I was still a bit mashed so went back to sleep.
The sofa in this gaff is not only high backed, it's also a good lying down sofa.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:00, Reply)
+n
up
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:48, Reply)
Morning TBOH
Wouldn't it be a plot twist if you turned out to be a Dozer sockpuppet?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:58, Reply)
Jesus, just come out and say it if you think he's a prick

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:01, Reply)
BLASPHEMY!

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:22, Reply)