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Bald gay people of b3ta, how did you know you were a potato head?

(, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
tl;dr 5/7

(, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:35, archived)
I don't think that I'm gay
So I'm going to put someone's penis in my mouth, just to be sure
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:37, archived)
It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool
Than to open it and have Scott Capurro ram his pooey knob in it
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:46, archived)
That's what my dad always used to say

(, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:47, archived)
that's some sage counsel, m8

(, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:47, archived)
You'll never get invited
to the best parties
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:50, archived)

best chem sex
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:51, archived)
I had lovely hair when I was younger.
I blame Dax Wax
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:56, archived)
If you had lovely hair, why did you put wax in it?

(, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:16, archived)
He still uses wax now - only these days it's Turtle Wax

(, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:20, archived)
BOOM

(, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:30, archived)
I liked outlandish styles in my late teens, as we tend to do.
Dax wax was a fucker though. Even washing up liquid didn't get it out.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:31, archived)