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morning
wanking starts NOW
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 7:33, archived)
morning
Home today. Not had the best time tbh
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 8:22, archived)
soz about your brother

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:02, archived)
Thanks man. He had another fit in the hospital :(

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:38, archived)
he's allergic to france

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:44, archived)
It was an elaborate way to get out of dinner with our dad
My wife's and my share was fucking 300, throughout the meal getting hospital updates. Not ideal
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:51, archived)
This will make you smile, I assume it's about sports
www.theonion.com/graphic/lsu-tiger-reports-training-camp-completely-overwei-56624?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:26, archived)
Heh

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:11, archived)
think how much food you could buy for the starving peoples of the world with that much money
you revolting bourgeoisie
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:39, archived)
300?
You could have bought a shoe for that!
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 12:54, archived)
Sorry to hear about your bro.
Is he recovering well enough?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:14, archived)
Seems to be
Until the next one
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:17, archived)
Whoa what kind of girl do you take me for?

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 8:44, archived)
an easy one, you sloot

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:02, archived)
Well as long as we're on the same page...

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:09, archived)
Morning
Stiff as a board today. All the bruising is starting to come out on my arms and legs.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:17, archived)
domestic violence?

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:45, archived)
Fell down the stairs pissed didn't I?

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:00, archived)
fucks sake, Smashers

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:40, archived)
Lol

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 13:19, archived)
cracked my head good and proper
there's a bloody big lump on my leg too and the bruising on my shoulder means my bra is more annoying than usual today
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 14:38, archived)
Blimey
I seem to steer clear of drunken physical mishaps, no idea how
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:09, archived)
i'm an accident magnet, drunk or sober

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:16, archived)
Morning.
A satisfying Saturday of wanking to all, and a speedy recovery to Richard McBeef off the internet's brother.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:33, archived)
I'm home alone
I feel like a 13 year old on the first day of school hols
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:47, archived)
Wanking party, everybody back to Grrry's.

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:59, archived)
Thanks
Don't think he'll be back to work on Monday
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:53, archived)
If he's in France, he should get a doctor's note saying he is not to be allowed anywhere near work for the next fortnight.
Is he on anticonvulsants?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:58, archived)
When this happened before he wasn't allowed to drive for six months rendering him pretty much unable to work
I'm not sure what's been prescribed but I think anti anxiety meds are what he needs to function properly
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:05, archived)
Prick brother meds
750mg Keppa or something like that. Large dose AM small dose PM. defo anxiety related, only happens abroad. CBT counsellor being sought.
(, Mon 14 Aug 2017, 10:25, archived)
Beaten you to it m8, my Saturday wank was 3 hours ago

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:53, archived)
but you started looking for your tiney penus on Friday night, so it doesn't count

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:41, archived)
you made baby jesus cry

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:08, archived)
good, stupid little cunt

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:41, archived)
I've been spraying my daughter's hair red whilst we listen to the likes of The Prodigy and Altern-8.
The nineties were wasted on me.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:12, archived)
I wonder whether my kid will tread my path of gothiness
or if her teenage rebellion will come in the form of liking hip-hop
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:42, archived)
From black metal to black people

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 11:11, archived)
Just watched the "Charley says" safety videos.
My boys are definitely on the "that cat's fucking weird" side of the fence.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 12:56, archived)
that used to scare the shit out of me as a kid

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 14:39, archived)
Not enough Boglins in music videos

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 13:09, archived)
^
Or generally, really.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 13:26, archived)
I've just been violently sick after swallowing some petrol.
My siphoning skills have obviously not been kept up to date
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:16, archived)
Eww, dude

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:18, archived)
Had twostroke oil in it too.
Every burp is disgusting.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:51, archived)
oh shit ma8e, that's horrendous

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:55, archived)
My mate used the last of my strimmer mix in his zxr750 to get him to the petrol station.
Surprised it ran at all.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 12:16, archived)
6 Music is dedicating the weekend to Hip Hop's 40th
Huey's Show is obviously quite good this morning.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 12:09, archived)
It's 44 years, according to Google.
I can think of rap tracks from 1979, but not 1973. What rap was there in 1973?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 12:16, archived)
I think it's taking it from when people started looping breaks and rhyming, rather when people started recording and releasing the rhymes.
It might well be 44 I wasn't really paying attention.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 12:18, archived)
I just clicked on the game thing they have.
44 since Kool Herc's first party where he extended the break to keep everyone dancing, so I guess it counts.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 12:41, archived)
I had dinner with him once
He's a bit of a prick tbh
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:13, archived)
I thought it was 30 years since that Eric b and rakim album

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 12:55, archived)
I miss the taste of four star
This bioethanol shit is too greasy
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:42, archived)
Bleurgggghhhh

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:51, archived)
That must be a sign...
... A sign that you should stop stealing fuel and buy your own, you pikey.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 11:00, archived)