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cracked my head good and proper
there's a bloody big lump on my leg too and the bruising on my shoulder means my bra is more annoying than usual today
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 14:38, Reply)
Blimey
I seem to steer clear of drunken physical mishaps, no idea how
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:09, Reply)
i'm an accident magnet, drunk or sober

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:16, Reply)