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afternoon
just had a late lunch. i don't think a ham and crisp sandwich was a good idea.
what have you done lately that wasn't a good idea?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 14:55, archived)
I had an afternoon beer and it was 7% and now I can't be bothered to do anything else at all

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 14:57, archived)
i can't drink in the daytime
for just that reason
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:02, archived)
I don't need beer to feel like that on the weekend.

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:49, archived)
yer, but this is the first time I can have a chill weekend in a long time
no household chores, no nagging wife, no unexpected visits. Just me, my cock, some booze and Skyrim. Turns out I'm Dragonborn.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:38, archived)
I've got to go and do a food shop. I don't want to, but I can't afford to procrastinate this weekend either.

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:39, archived)
asda online
get it delivered
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:41, archived)
I never trust that. I usually buy individual onions, chilli's stuff and they're bound to fuck it up.

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 18:16, archived)
only fools and horses got weird

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 17:02, archived)
vg

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 19:37, archived)
^

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 21:17, archived)
I can never do anything in the afternoons
For just that reason
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:08, archived)
Posted on b3ta

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:01, archived)
it never is
but still we do it
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:02, archived)
Ate a dozen snails at lunch and now I fucking reek of garlic
Soz Eurostar boarder's
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:09, archived)
I can't eat snails, they're too cute. I always put them out of harm's way when I see them on the pavement when it's wet.
Don't eat cephalopods either, they're too clever.

Mussels, clams and oysters can get in mah belly, on the other hand, no qualms about eating those.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:16, archived)
I'll eat pretty much anything apart from genitals. And andouillette.

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:17, archived)
Genitals?
Not even a nice warm, fresh cunt?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:46, archived)
Steady on m2^3, there could be kids reading this

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:59, archived)
Or unwed ladyboarders!

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:01, archived)
'Ladyboarding' sounds like some sort of waterboarding-inspired S&M oral sex activity.

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:02, archived)
Poor old psychochomp:'(

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:27, archived)
lol

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:54, archived)

Mussels, clams and oysters Salty rubber, sandy lumps and vinegary snot
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:36, archived)
Come on man, mussels in a cider/cream/garlic sauce with some leeks and bacon?
Fucking lush.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:45, archived)
i love moules mariniere
and when i have a spare hour or so i will occasionally make it
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:58, archived)
Coop do boil in the bag for a quid , they are perfect

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:04, archived)
they're not bad
but i enjoy cooking and, if i'm going to eat something nice, i like to take my time over it
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:15, archived)
Nope
Leave the shit sifters in their shells thank you. Its the texture of them that gets me, and all the sauce in the world won't change that

In fact give me that same thing but replace the mussels with some smoked fish or chicken and that sounds delicious
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 18:13, archived)
quite like snails
cephalopods are delicious, as are most shellfish
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:20, archived)
Snails are reem.
Anyone, no-one'd believe you'd been to France if you didn't come back smelling of garlic.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:33, archived)
and being snotty to everyone, let's not forget that

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:43, archived)
arrows with two hats

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:56, archived)
did he get you with a dart?

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:59, archived)
yes

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 17:02, archived)
Was it the dart of Cupid?

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 17:46, archived)
Fart of stupid, more like

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 18:54, archived)