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Pre-morning warning
I'll be at work in about 45 minutes - keep yourselves amused until then
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 7:30, Reply)
Hiya

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 7:38, Reply)
Wotcha

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:27, Reply)
Only about another 25 minutes to go, then.
Anticipatory morning reply to greet you on your arrival.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 7:53, Reply)
This has made my arival and the 752 emails in my inbox
more bearable
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:28, Reply)
My spamming of the messageboard this morning is just a token of my affection, really.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:36, Reply)

e li
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:55, Reply)
Stop making me sound like a Nirvana album.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:56, Reply)
The kettle's on

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 7:54, Reply)
It is, actually

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:29, Reply)
Morning

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 7:56, Reply)
THAT'S the kind of post that makes mornings worth waking up for
Morning to you too Hotstuff
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:29, Reply)
Don't you know it
I spent ages putting that post together, think it shows
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:51, Reply)
Just got to my desk now
I've a lot to do today :(
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:12, Reply)
Try spending your day working instead of nobbing around on beeter, tip for the day eh

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:14, Reply)
Rub your cock on it
that usually gets rid of the problem.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:30, Reply)
I usually do

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:16, Reply)
Excellent

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:30, Reply)
pretty sure Harvey Weinstein will commit suicide

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:38, Reply)
Naah
he'll just go and live with Roman Polanski
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:42, Reply)
You might be right
This whole thing has really snowballed, hasn't it
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:42, Reply)
I had no idea who that was until yesterday

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:42, Reply)
^victim

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:43, Reply)
^enabler

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:43, Reply)
He's trying to get help and people aren't supporting him , he's the real victim now

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:51, Reply)
I feel somewhat sorry for him, in that he's either got some untreated mental health issues, or his upbringing was so slack that he never learnt that yelling "cunt" at people isn't really acceptable behaviour.
On the other hand, I think the real scandal is a society that was accepting of his behaviour in the first place - having money ought not to be an excuse to be a total dick.

In summary, we're all to blame for this mess.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:07, Reply)
I've been blaming you since day one

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:08, Reply)
I'm the real monster.
Weinstein is just a patsy.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:11, Reply)
I've been molesting women vicariously through him

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:12, Reply)
imagine if moles could sting you
it'd be a very different world I'm sure
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:14, Reply)
really makes you think

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:16, Reply)
I feel a bit guilty now
that poor poor man
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:09, Reply)
What kind of a world is it, where you can't just grab a woman's breasts or genitals
and she not take it as the compliment it is?? I don't think I want to live in that world, Tangled.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:11, Reply)
do you want to watch me have a shower?

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:12, Reply)
Well yes
but it's not the same
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:13, Reply)
If powerful women wanted to grab me by the nuts, I'd probably not complain.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:13, Reply)
I'm surprised Trump hasn't already tweeted about what a great guy he is.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:13, Reply)
there's still time
Although, his aides have probably taken his phone off him, and won't give it back until Weinstein isn't on the news anymore
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:15, Reply)
It's a good job he's isolated from real news and spoon-fed a dossier of flattering bullshit on a daily basis by his aides instead.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:26, Reply)
I feel sorry for you

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:09, Reply)
Those rapists are such dicks

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:17, Reply)
they're bang out of order, is what they are

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:18, Reply)
You know what they say : "rapers gonna rape".
Not sure there's anything to be done about it.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:21, Reply)
Also, "don't hate the rapist, hate the rape".
I think Jesus said that one.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:22, Reply)
the journey of a thousand miles begins with one rape

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:23, Reply)
"I am the resurrection and I am the light. I couldn't ever bring myself to rape you as I'd like. "
Britpop, eh?
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:26, Reply)
SHITPLOP more like!

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:59, Reply)
lol, poo

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:43, Reply)
I have a craving for fish and red peppers
What does this mean?
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:46, Reply)
Latent homosexuality.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:48, Reply)
This is troubling news

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:49, Reply)

nt x
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:03, Reply)
#infest

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:04, Reply)
You're pregananant.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:20, Reply)
oh god, I hope not
I'm still carrying weight from the last two
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:43, Reply)
Also, I want mongy's opinion on whether or not this is a sensible investment
www.hotukdeals.com/deals/casio-mens-digital-lcd-watch-999-argos-2811573
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:47, Reply)
In twenty years that could be worth as much as 10 pounds, or nothing, too risky for me

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:50, Reply)
10 pounds?
Hmm...this deserves more thought. Thanks.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:51, Reply)
At last, a proper watch.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:28, Reply)
my cock doesn't do that pre-morning thing

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:49, Reply)
This is why you should always use a condom
Even if you haven't said 'morning', they make be a little residual morning on the tip
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 8:50, Reply)
oh yes it does ;)

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:08, Reply)
like what you see?

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:10, Reply)
no I don't
I'm going home
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:12, Reply)
Morning, wherever you may be,
I am the lord of the morn, said he.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:09, Reply)
I'm not going to work today,
Or tomorrow. Instead, I'm going to the seaside.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:32, Reply)
Can I come?

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:33, Reply)
Not this time dollardollar. Not after what happened last time.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:36, Reply)
Got your knotted hanky for your head?

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:35, Reply)
Yes

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:36, Reply)
oh I do like to be beside the seaside

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:38, Reply)
So why do you live in Coventry?
That's nowhere near the sea. Are you being held captive?
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:45, Reply)
living in a landlocked city helps me to appreciate the sea all the more
I know people who live beside the seaside who hardly ever venture into it, whereas if I see the sea I will go in no matter what
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:03, Reply)
handcocked shitty, more like

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:11, Reply)
well quite

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:20, Reply)
I've never been to Coventry, actually
Is it nice?
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:26, Reply)
it's lovely
much maligned and misunderstood, but there is a deep hidden beauty within
I mean, like, really well hidden
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:11, Reply)
Have yourself a 99
Where are you going?
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:44, Reply)
The seaside mate.
Do you need your glasses?
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:02, Reply)
you know he needs glasses why are you bullying him for his disability?
god you're as bad as CanonCaliber sometimes
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:05, Reply)
I've reported him for this 3 or 4 times now
He's on thin ice
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:07, Reply)
You're on fat ice.
Because you're fat. And if it was thin ice you'd fall in and be cold. But not very cold, because of all the blubber. Like a big fat seal. That needs glasses.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:27, Reply)


(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:29, Reply)
This reads like a cross between GladOS and Lock, Stock.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:32, Reply)
Just click it so it's on the popular page.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:40, Reply)
Yeah, well, you ain't the boss of me.
But I clicked it anyway.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:46, Reply)
poor fat blind TH :(

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:12, Reply)
Alright Gaz, last nights screening of Coriolanus was cancelled 'cos they couldn't get the sound to work.
Alright Gaz, last nights screening of Cori
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was cancelled 'cos they couldn't get the sound to work.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:47, Reply)

Alright
last nights screening of Coriolanus was cancelled 'cos they couldn't get the sound to work.
IM me
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 9:49, Reply)
He'

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:52, Reply)