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muff

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:10, archived)
guff

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:12, archived)
Mary Hinge

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:13, archived)
betty swollocks

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:15, archived)
Pucking frick

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:27, archived)
Hands up if you've seen one

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:18, archived)
I don't want to share personal information online

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:20, archived)
So you haven't then

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:33, archived)
I can neither confirm or deny

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:43, archived)
See me if you've put your hands up one

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:27, archived)
pervert

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:28, archived)
I'm just as god made me

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:30, archived)

?
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:35, archived)
well they got the glasses right
Although I should, I don't wear a wig
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:40, archived)
must be about due to wheel this one out again
imgur.com/a/IrxSY
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:54, archived)
good old Whiffy

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:58, archived)
manolith did a better version with the stink lines

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:59, archived)
I almost wish he hadn't died :(

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:02, archived)
we'll all be better off without him in the long run
you'll see
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:07, archived)
Should I wash my hands before seeing you?

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:34, archived)
I'll let you see one if you put your hands up Two Hats.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:49, archived)
I'd put two fists in him if he'd allow it

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:23, archived)
*puts hand in the air*
I'd give it two out of ten as a genre
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:49, archived)
Not for everyone
Were you "experimenting" at the time?
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:25, archived)
Not really, just went to a few exhubarent parties
people get carried away sometimes and I'm too polite to just get up and walk away.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:39, archived)
Did you remark
"Oh, I say!" and then your monocle fell out?
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:50, archived)
Gary in secret alternate persona of Stephen Fry shocker.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 13:11, archived)
A young lady, in the throes of passion
did end up kicking me in the head. At that point I thought that my taking leave, discretely, would not cause either her or the young gentleman to take umbridge.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 13:17, archived)
That is how straighties have sex
You are not doing it right without a foot to the gob
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 13:21, archived)
Does that have to be one length of 12"?
or two of 6"? Because the latter is much easier to achieve.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 13:37, archived)
Commendable etiquette on your part.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 13:22, archived)
I went to finishing off school

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 13:38, archived)
I find this rather distasteful.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 13:32, archived)
Oh, well now this is going too far.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:35, archived)
If you took me to the coast, none of this would have happened.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:38, archived)
I've just seen a sign advertising rest-bite care.
It is respite normally yeah? Or is this a case of me being stupid?
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:48, archived)
oh dear
you're right
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:50, archived)
Is rest-bite a thing at all?

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:53, archived)

www.roadchef.com/our-brands-restbite
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:55, archived)
wow
today I learned
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:57, archived)
I'm not happy about it

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:59, archived)
me either

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:01, archived)
Maybe it's a mosquito net?

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:58, archived)
That would be resist bite, no?

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:59, archived)
Take a rest from the bites, with our RestBite™ mosquito net.
RestBite: we care about malaria prevention.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:01, archived)
€€

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:37, archived)
you know it

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:39, archived)
ruff

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:07, archived)
in the jungle bizness

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:22, archived)
PuFF!

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:23, archived)
Please don't use b3ta as an outlet for homophobia, or your posts will be deleted and your account banned.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:27, archived)
What has the world come to, when we're not even allowed to talk about magic dragons any more?

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:28, archived)
dolphins like rainbows

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:47, archived)
internet like burning

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:50, archived)
CLOUGH

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:26, archived)
Hough nough, broughn cough.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:41, archived)
nuff
said
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 12:48, archived)