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Thread, miscellaneous thoughts, for the airing of.
Alt: best drunken messages sent/received

Altalt: baws
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 13:57, archived)
alt: your posts last night

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:04, archived)
That wasn't actually booze-induced at all.
Open ur hartz story time: early yesterday evening I ended up in a lengthy conversation with someone that brought a lot of unpleasant and long-buried stuff to the surface. When that person and I parted company, I felt it had been a constructive exchange and I didn't feel angry. But I was angry. I had an argument with someone else as well last night, not on beeter.

I feel better now.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:10, archived)
there is no "war" in "love" m8

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:21, archived)
Well, that's true.
Both of them appear in Oh, What A Lovely War! though.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:22, archived)
there is the way I do it

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:23, archived)
"Leaving now, be home in about half an hour"
I sent that to my wife once I'd left the pub, after my work's christmas do last year. Wild, right?
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:23, archived)
sounds like your wife does the plumbing in the house

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:24, archived)
I don't quite understand this reference
but it sounds jolly rude!
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29, archived)
more jolly than rude

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29, archived)
Not wild if sent from outside the pub.
Wild if sent from within the pub with a row of pints on the table.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:25, archived)
That would just be lying though

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29, archived)
Aka 'being wildly economical with the truth'.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:33, archived)
fucking mental

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:25, archived)
I do not give a single heck, m8
I also don't send stupid text messages while drunk. Because I'm not a fool/child.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:27, archived)
might watch the screaming egg video again

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29, archived)
I already watched it for longer than I should have
but yeah, I'm going to watch it again
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:29, archived)
this popped up as recommended
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:30, archived)
I enjoyed that a great deal

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:33, archived)
*karate pose*

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:43, archived)
*Jesus Christ pose*

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:50, archived)
shu' uuup no you nevurr

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:26, archived)
I drank SO much shandy, I needed to go to the toilet TWICE
It was mental
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:27, archived)
/r/madlads

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:37, archived)
She got yer balls in a vice mate
A vice.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:36, archived)
oh

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:57, archived)
I once text a man to inform him his girlfriend was cheating on him.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:33, archived)
you did the right thing

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:34, archived)
I thank you to this day

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:35, archived)
I once got one from a housemate when I asked him where he was
first text "just outside being sick in the garden" then a text a minute later saying "waiting on a pizza delivery"
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:35, archived)
Now there's a bit of good old-fashioned pragmatism.
If you're not sick before the pizza arrives, you'll have no appetite for it.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 14:38, archived)
Living with male supermodels is the WORST

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:20, archived)