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Hullo spastic's
I just had an email from 'Hashtag Events'. But why do *you* despair for humanity?
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:21, archived)
Was it an invitation to a corporate-sponsored vape rave?

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:22, archived)
I didn't open it but I expect so

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:30, archived)
That term is just begging to be accidentally Spoonerized.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:24, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8121986
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:23, archived)
*shakes head sadly*

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:24, archived)
oh noez!

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:25, archived)
lol, Dan Ashcroft

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:24, archived)
I'm a self facilitating media node

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:30, archived)
is that a barley quote
it is, isn't it
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 18:11, archived)
Keep it oblong, m8.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:25, archived)
Slash tag, I calls it
Like having a slash, meaning piss
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:35, archived)
#mindpiss

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:41, archived)
sounds great
see you there
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 15:45, archived)
Beard festival at the stupid bar on an industrial estate for middle class wankers who want to feel cool.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:10, archived)
Cool.
You should check out what's hot in oils and waxes.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:51, archived)
So an old lady has been found dead in her flat, and apparently she died two years ago
Her family are shocked and overwhelmed with grief
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:28, archived)
You should have gone to visit more often really mate.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:30, archived)
I'm a busy man

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:38, archived)
+t

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:38, archived)
I'm the busiest mant I know

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:39, archived)
lol

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:38, archived)
not really, that's very sad

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:38, archived)
lol

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 0:19, archived)
How could they say that to the press, with a straight face?
people amaze me, boyce.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:39, archived)
Sudden death is hard to take

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:40, archived)
Shocked and overwhelmed at being left out of the will.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:53, archived)
She lived on a housing estate in belfast, can't see much being left

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:58, archived)
That's what happened to that Joyce Vincent.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:49, archived)
Wow, they must have really loved her to only leave it two years before starting to ask each other "Has anyone heard from Grandma lately?"

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 20:14, archived)
This thread

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:50, archived)
fair comment, not the best is it

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:31, archived)
church roof fund raising

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:16, archived)
That I saw someone use the term 'pre-madonna'.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:47, archived)
'chester drawers' is a personal favorite.
www.gumtree.com/search?search_category=all&q=%22chester+drawers%22&tq=%7B%22i%22%3A%22%5C%22chester+drawers%5C%22%22%2C%22s%22%3A%22%5C%22chester+drawers%5C%22%22%2C%22p%22%3A0%2C%22t%22%3A14%7D&search_location=
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:51, archived)
Or chest of draws.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:59, archived)
Sounds like a Benny Hill character.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 18:06, archived)
just...just....well where to start...OK let's start with this
our extraordinarily well-developed capacity for coming up with supposedly brilliant solutions to things we have defined as "problems," where 1.) the problems turn out to be not actually even problems at all if you think about them differently, and 2.) the supposedly brilliant solutions turn out to be not so brilliant after all and in fact very much more like taking our collective foot and stepping confidently and firmly on a gigantic rake, which then smacks us forcefully in the face, drawing blood and taking out an eyeball or two, cf. pesticides and bees, etc etc.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 18:19, archived)
Having your crops and therefore livelihood devastated on a regular basis by swarms of herbivorous insects isn't a problem?

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 18:33, archived)
It's a bit chicken and egg.
If consumers didn't expect every produce in abundance all year round, then supermarkets wouldn't be under so much pressure and wouldn't pass that pressure on to farmers to ensure a crop, and if moving produce globally wasn't so easy and cheap then prices paid to farmers wouldn't be so low, and so they wouldn't have to ensure a full crop on time every year. And why do consumers expect all produce all year round? Because the supermarket told them it was available.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:15, archived)
If we crack cheap clean energy this problem goes away as we can grow things locally hydroponically.
It'd be good for developing countries too. If energy is in abundance desalination can be done etc.
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:48, archived)
Trump's planning ahead
Another 50 years of heavy coal use and we'll be able to boil water just by putting it outdoors, free steam power for all!
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:52, archived)
I'll crack your skull mate

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:52, archived)
archived.

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 20:56, archived)
K, I'm reporting this

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:07, archived)
Helmut

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:54, archived)
We will miss Renaldo when he retires, he is the best footballer

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 20:30, archived)
SPUNK

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:22, archived)
We don't want you to pigeonhole yourself, but would you call yourself a postfeminist?

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:28, archived)
yer

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:53, archived)
well i've not seen the new Red Dwarf yet so..

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:23, archived)
hahaha ALL KRYTENS!

(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:53, archived)

i.imgur.com/LC5LfF4.gif
(, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 23:25, archived)