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tell them you slipped on some moustache wax and accidentally rammed your electric toothbrush up your guffpipe

(, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 14:35, Reply)
Fuck off, I've never owned an electric toothbrush.
I have functioning wrists.
(, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 14:43, Reply)

functioning limp
(, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 14:49, Reply)
Oh, Richard! You are the living end.

(, Tue 14 Nov 2017, 15:11, Reply)