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I've got a sore throat.
Explain *that*, 'science'
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:18, archived)
Throat demons, obvs.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:20, archived)
I KNEW IT

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:22, archived)
They're tricky buggers
You can only get rid of them with a liberal application of chilled beverages, preferably alcoholic.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:26, archived)
alright 'my brother'

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:35, archived)
I'm pretty sure i'd notice if I was a bloke
The penis would be a giveaway for starters
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:58, archived)
Dat dug was like mi breddah.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:14, archived)
DIAGNOSIS: Oral Gonorrhoea
You're welcome
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:22, archived)
Strange
I had EXACTLY the same text message last night from a random.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:08, archived)
Random is not a noun.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:27, archived)
GRAMMMARR NAZZZIIII!

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:34, archived)
Too much cock down it
Treatment: Cut back on cock in mouth action
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:25, archived)
but without that, I have nothing to live for

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:36, archived)
You always have your butt

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:43, archived)
I wish

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:48, archived)
Some joker intubated you with the 'ribbed for her pleasure' model.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:27, archived)
5 pound blowjob, boss?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:41, archived)
:(((

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:48, archived)
Kissing disease.
You slut, you.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 11:51, archived)
sounds like groblems

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:08, archived)
I got 99 groblems

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:22, archived)
and a grinch isn't one

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:35, archived)