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I am gonna report that crashed Vauxhall Tigra to the council
what are you going to report?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:35, archived)
TW20 bit cold and grey

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:41, archived)
PO5 bit cold and grey

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
you're PO5?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:48, archived)
+ is the most boring thing I could ever ask another human being

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:48, archived)
he looks a bit PO2 to me

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:48, archived)
how dare you

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:53, archived)
As a PO2'er, I find this offensive

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:54, archived)
as a PO2'er, i'm surprised you can find your arse with both hands

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:55, archived)
I pay to have someone find my arse for me
*sticks nose in the air*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:57, archived)

ir rse
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:10, archived)
PO5 in the streets
PO1 in the sheets
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:53, archived)
lol

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:53, archived)
I get this.
I'm off back to the basement, can you make an effort to put all the good stuff on the popular page for me?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:57, archived)
OX1 bit cold and grey

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:46, archived)
Myself to the job agencies.
The big boss has just sidled over to my desk to have the inevitable "How about you get involved in project management?" conversation, which means I need something new, and quickly.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:53, archived)
Cuphead Youtube videos?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:04, archived)
There might be a vague future in it.
A couple of years ago there was a streamer called Flo who played platform games and who was famously bad at them, but he garnered a huge following. He did a playthrough of 'I Wanna Be The Guy' that was so successful, the game's creator wrote a sequel especially for him to stream live (complete with almost non-stop dying and copious swearing into the stream mic).
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:21, archived)
Why would anyone want to watch that?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:24, archived)
Because they're couch sadists, I imagine.
That and the whole 'cheering on the underdog' thing.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:32, archived)
Remember Gamesmaster? Awful, wasn't it?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:49, archived)
There was a Sky One version of that
Where they played games inside a boxing ring. That also was awful.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:50, archived)
How is "e-sports" even a thing?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:53, archived)
yeah, imagine watching a team of people using skill to try and beat another team of people at an activity
mental
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:19, archived)
I do remember that.
Dominik Diamond doing his best Richard O'Brien impression and Patrick Moore deciding that dignity is optional.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:53, archived)
Not forgetting Dexter Fletcher's brief stint.
And an endless parade of spotty herberts.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:57, archived)
I liked it when that bloke got really upset because a kid beat him at a game
and never let it lie
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:20, archived)
M20
No stalking please...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:57, archived)
You live on a motorway?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:23, archived)
on a central reservation
bit breezy but it keeps me busy
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:17, archived)
all of you to the mods

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:02, archived)

*flicks "v" signs*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:04, archived)
"v" issupposed to be better than "peace" because h4xX0rz can read fingerprints via such photos even if it's taken up to three (3) meters away

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:24, archived)
Read this
*points at crotch*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:39, archived)
got a magnifying glass?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:21, archived)

gl
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:23, archived)
Well, that went well
I had a confirmation email and everything.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:04, archived)
The word of our Lord Jesus Christ via a megaphone on the streets of the UK

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:05, archived)
all clear on the western gunt

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:07, archived)
The old couch and mattress I need picking up

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:19, archived)
Just a few inches to vacuum underneath
or to chuck it out the back of a car onto the middle of a roundabout, gyppo style?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:41, archived)
i would never!

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 15:18, archived)
M3 cold and grim
You southern fairies
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:32, archived)
Hey, it's not our fault you live in a terrible place

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:35, archived)
RX 200T sheer luxury

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:35, archived)

"The RX 200t turbo petrol is just too compromised in terms of performance and running costs to make any real impression in this already crowded sector."
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:58, archived)

partridge.cloud/grabs/S01E03/gif/1v2wAX7IUobN.gif
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:00, archived)
"Grab 'em by the partridge."

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:07, archived)

"Its also a far less costly option than many of the mainstream offerings, such as a Range Rover Sport or Audi Q7. Youd have to spend thousands, if not tens of thousands, more on one of the alternatives to match the specification of the Lexus, so it represents value for money in that respect."
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 14:12, archived)
You make a strong argument for the Lexus

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 16:21, archived)
RIP Reggie Yates

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:41, archived)
too soon m8

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:44, archived)
Mossad'll get 'im

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:50, archived)
I was gutted when my Rastamouse t-shirt shrank in the wash.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 13:51, archived)