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I've got some cider.
Reminds me of why I don't drink cider. What's up?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:27, Reply)
I've got plum vodka
it's pretty potent
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:32, Reply)
You're a fucking plum.
Buying motorbikes is proving way harder than cars. Every fucking knob wants 2k because they've put some fancy exhaust and some new suspension on a shit heap bandit that's probably never seen a proper service in its life.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:38, Reply)
Buy a new one

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:42, Reply)
Yeah, I'm tempted.
But I'd have to finance it and I'm probably going to crash it anyway.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:44, Reply)
Then don't buy one

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:47, Reply)
But i want one.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:48, Reply)
I remember this conversation from the near past

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:19, Reply)
Buy me a motorbike

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:24, Reply)
I'll give you a proper service in a minute.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:12, Reply)
kennethwiliams.jpg

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:24, Reply)
STOP WINDY PIG STOP

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:33, Reply)

v.redd.it/4bewz17sv4201
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:36, Reply)
K off for a wank now

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:39, Reply)

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(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:47, Reply)
this

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:36, Reply)
You'd enjoy the video I just linked.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:39, Reply)
eggy

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:49, Reply)
I've got grain vodka, and ahm'a drinking it.
Two of the agencies I'm considering are open on Saturday morning, so I can go and drop in on them this weekend. In the hope that they won't actually make me work on Saturdays.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:37, Reply)
Agency work? Are you a secretary or PA or something?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:39, Reply)
Translator.
Hardly anyone employs translators full-time these days, but going freelance in France is the equivalent of putting your balls in a Magimix, half an inch at a time.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:47, Reply)
Have you thought about translating porno slash fiction?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:49, Reply)
If I can do it on a permanent in-house contract, why not liek.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 19:56, Reply)
RIP Christine Keeler

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:09, Reply)
She was a hot piece of ass BITD

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:46, Reply)
No booze for me tonight, had some fancy-pants ginger beer and a big reefer
Watched that Gregory Porter 3-parter about singers. Not the most in depth music doc but he comes across as a lovely fellow. Prolly a nonce or summat irl
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:55, Reply)
You, I mean

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 20:56, Reply)
Oh. :(

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:09, Reply)
I saw the one about crooners where he talked to Josh Homme
Chicks dig the ginger wanker.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:05, Reply)
Windy, you mean?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:14, Reply)
Homme, not Windy

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:14, Reply)
+. Good, occasionally poor later in north.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:25, Reply)
rising slowly

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:32, Reply)
YDOB

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:47, Reply)
falling more slowly

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:33, Reply)
Poopo

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:42, Reply)

Gregory Gail
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:22, Reply)
Cor!

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:26, Reply)
it's the only other direction available apart from down, but that's not important right now

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:29, Reply)
\o/
Is this some kind of bust?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:30, Reply)
quickly, quickly, flush EVERYTHING, or hide it in the cistern, they'll NEVER think of looking in there

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:33, Reply)
Hey vlad.
I went to see this at the weekend, I wanted it to be great, but it was a heap. Part of me still wants it, but I don't want to do the work to make it good.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:32, Reply)
obviously we all want you to be happy, windy, but are you absolutely sure this is the best way of achieving that?

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:37, Reply)
I just want to ride a motorbike really fast and do some wheelies.
I miss wheelies.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:41, Reply)
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
:D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:47, Reply)
Alright Chorlton

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:51, Reply)

www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/buy-windy-pig-a-really-dangerous-motorbike
(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:51, Reply)
For a second there, I believed you'd really done it.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:52, Reply)
Should have, since all the people here <3 you there might be a few quid go in

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:01, Reply)
Or perhaps there wouldn't, after all giving you a motorbike might lead to you crashing it

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 22:05, Reply)
I've got a craving for one of those zzap! ice lollies now.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 21:48, Reply)