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u ok hun? xx
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:25, archived)
let's stay in tonight and goss over some rosé

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:27, archived)
will you do my nails for me?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:29, archived)
I'll think about it

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:31, archived)
alright 'jesus'

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:49, archived)
bless you

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:00, archived)
if I've got man flu
am I supposed to grumble that I'm alright and refuse all medication, or curl up in a ball and embrace my imminent demise?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:33, archived)
Kill your family and then yourself

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:35, archived)
alright 'Hitler-kitten'

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:04, archived)
Make a nest of blankets
And snuggle down with some hot bullshot
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:40, archived)
there is no medication for flu
the best you can do is keep warm, drink plenty of fluids and try not to die
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
+ watch crap TV

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:49, archived)
sever your genitals with a rusty hacksaw

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:45, archived)
but then I'll have nothing to do at the weekend

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:47, archived)
You could make ear-rings

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:48, archived)
Not bad, all things considered.
No sport or sex for a week, on doctor's orders, and I could have got a bit more sleep last night, but overall I can't complain. How you doin'?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:35, archived)
Yeah, "doctor's orders" are the reason I don't have sex, too.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:39, archived)
Court orders, more like

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:46, archived)
Lol.
I am a medical doctor and I am ordering you to stay away from this person.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:55, archived)
How did your "meet a stranger" date go..?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:53, archived)

No sport or sex for a week, on doctor's orders, and I could have got a bit more sleep last night, but overall I can't complain
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:54, archived)
It wasn't a date, it was just two people eating sushi together so they didn't have to go to the restaurant alone like a sad sack.
In that respect it was remarkably successful. Nice enough girl but there was no attraction there.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:56, archived)
alright 'not-Paula Abdul'

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:07, archived)
Nice

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:10, archived)
First Mates

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:10, archived)
first mates
on a ship
taking a dip
in each other
oh bother
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:12, archived)
No m8
I need a hug, a mug, and a tug
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:38, archived)
hag, gag and a fag, more like

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:08, archived)
It's becoming increasingly hard to collect watches :'(

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:39, archived)
doesn't this push up the value of your existing collection?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:43, archived)
Yeah but there's no fun in that

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
Sell the lot, buy one watch that you really want.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:48, archived)
There's really no grail watch I want

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:50, archived)
I am debating buying some kind of Garmin type thingy

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:58, archived)
Sorry to hear that m8, stay strong

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:59, archived)
all about the thrill of the chase eh?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:59, archived)
Yeah, but now everyone is snapping everything up as investments , but the prices are too high so they aren't , fucking idiots

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:04, archived)
the sneakers game has gone the same way
pricks camp outside shops to get limited releases with the sole intention of making money on them. Some of the shoes are ugly as fuck but even if they weren't, they won't wear them. Shoes that you don't wear ffs
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:25, archived)
"sole intention" ffs

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:28, archived)
heh, I'm so naturally hilarious, I don't know I'm doing it!!!!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:29, archived)
your sneaker game is weak

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 16:07, archived)
hey
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/27/anglers-use-ashes-of-friend-as-bait-to-reel-in-monster-180lbs-ca/
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:35, archived)
Good stuff

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:40, archived)
Crap up the wall

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
+it's 12:46!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:46, archived)
Worst bingo caller ever

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:47, archived)

it's Corinthians
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:51, archived)
I like this

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:52, archived)
I don't see rob coding a Bible quotes clock, bloody typical eh, one rule for comedy swears and another for those little tract things you get in Marks and Spencer.
Yours, Norris McWhirter.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:57, archived)
twunt, etc.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:58, archived)
+, Jerusalem

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:00, archived)
his daughter married one of my dad's best m8s
/ac
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:25, archived)
Fine
Got coffee and chocolate
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
Shit in your hands and clap.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:46, archived)

www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/crap-your-hands.jpg
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:49, archived)
yes

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:46, archived)
yer
We are off here on Saturday. I wish to eat my own body weight in meat

I am also off to my new favourite pub of all time on Sunday
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:51, archived)
That restaurant looks promising
but the website reads like it was written by a bunch of Nathan Barley knobs.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:01, archived)
I've been to the Shoreditch one twice
Ribs are amazing, avoid the brisket: too dry. Might be different in yours, mind
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:27, archived)
I accidentally ate two full racks of ribs last weekend
I still have the meat sweats
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:36, archived)
christ, in one meal?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:40, archived)
Yeah
We bought a full rack for the two of us but it looked a bit small so I cooked the 2nd one. Mrs took one bite, said she wasn't keen on the BBQ sauce and left them so I ate them all
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:42, archived)
How does one accidentally eat two racks of ribs?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:41, archived)
I'm a bit perturbed over President Trump, and Brexit...
Aside from that Im ok, thanks.

Hope you and your yoghurt knit slacks are resting peacefully.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:52, archived)
don't worry both the US and Britain will soon be great again

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:58, archived)
In another 4 years... I cant be up a height for that long.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:11, archived)

h +m
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:16, archived)
m

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:08, archived)
\m/

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:10, archived)
you can say that again

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:15, archived)
If I flop it out
don't scream
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:18, archived)
I can't promise that I won't

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:22, archived)
In this context
Is it scream to go faster or slower?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:24, archived)
and it seemed to me, that his cock flopped out
like a noodle in the wind
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:36, archived)