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if I've got man flu
am I supposed to grumble that I'm alright and refuse all medication, or curl up in a ball and embrace my imminent demise?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:33, archived)
Kill your family and then yourself

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:35, archived)
alright 'Hitler-kitten'

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 13:04, archived)
Make a nest of blankets
And snuggle down with some hot bullshot
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:40, archived)
there is no medication for flu
the best you can do is keep warm, drink plenty of fluids and try not to die
(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
+ watch crap TV

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:49, archived)
sever your genitals with a rusty hacksaw

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:45, archived)
but then I'll have nothing to do at the weekend

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:47, archived)
You could make ear-rings

(, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 12:48, archived)