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(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:09, archived)
so ascii
much post
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:14, archived)
Much wow

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:14, archived)
Such cheers

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:18, archived)
Henry's Cat?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:19, archived)
Not to be confused with the guy who dresses up as a fat english king and films himself shitting on people

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:21, archived)
I haven't seen the movie or read the book on that.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:25, archived)
Oh come on, you must have

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:26, archived)
very Doge

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:20, archived)
Yes officer, that is the cat that mugged me

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:24, archived)
such bored
now wow
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:54, archived)
Looks like everyone blew all their creative energy on the (admittedly quality) morning thread today.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:16, archived)
There's a restaurant/cocktail bar/club opening in Oxford soon named after the owners dead cat.
It's on the site of Maxwells, which used to be excellent to buy drugs.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:26, archived)
D'you reckon they'll sell clarky cat?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:29, archived)
Dunno what that is.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:33, archived)
A fake drug made up by Chris Morris for his Brass Eye special on teh drugz.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:35, archived)
I thought that was cake

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:37, archived)
He made up a bunch of them.
Cake was the most famous but there are others, which I can't currently be bothered to look up.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:43, archived)
Yellow Bentines lol

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:45, archived)
Spoken like a true resident expert on massive drugs.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:51, archived)
All I have is coke, mate

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:35, archived)
Also, on a train. AMA

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:29, archived)
Put your feet up, see if you get told off

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:31, archived)
I'm not an animal.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:33, archived)
Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga WOO-WOOOOOO!

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:36, archived)
that's the sound of a fucken train

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:36, archived)
Uh, the Oxford to London line has been almost fully electrified now mate.
Dick head
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:37, archived)
if it doesn't go 'WOO-WOOOO' then it's not a train, m8

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:38, archived)
It's on railway tracks, so what is it?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:40, archived)
electric pringles tube, m8

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:52, archived)
did you pre-purchase your ticket
or did you get it before you boarded?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:38, archived)
ooh, good question

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:39, archived)
I bought it in the station. From a man.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:39, archived)
Anything nice on the snacks trolley?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:40, archived)
I've got a sparkling water and a can kronenbourg.
Ladypig has a small white wine and a bag of mini cheddar.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:44, archived)
fancy doing a bump of sniff in the toilets with me?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:40, archived)
Ok.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:44, archived)

p of sniff
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:50, archived)