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#bantz
This a thread for all #ladz to have some #bantz in.

OI OIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:20, archived)
Top lad

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:20, archived)
I don't want any bantz anyway
*buggers off to bake a cake*
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:23, archived)
cheeky nandos!

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:28, archived)
have you really been to portchester, richy?
or $$ for that matter.

second question: why?
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:29, archived)
I've been to $$,
but I've never been to me.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:31, archived)
I went there for a skate park years ago I believe, called the skate shop pork saink I believe

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:38, archived)
huh weird
i wasn't aware there'd ever been one in portchester. it's where i grew up. small world.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:51, archived)
I'm sure that's where is was, I'm going back to the mid 80s , it might have been somewhere else

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:52, archived)
Southsea had one, never heard of portchester skate park

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:48, archived)
yes
I didn't have a choice we were dropping someone off after a stag do
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:09, archived)
how queer

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:54, archived)
Do chickens even have cheeks?

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:32, archived)
bum cheeks

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:49, archived)
clench your cloaca

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:53, archived)
Off to tesco after work for some vegetarian food
IT'S GOIN OFFFFFFFF!!!!
HELTER SKELTER CUSHTY BELTER
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:29, archived)
What's the carnivore option?

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:33, archived)
I've had some donner meat, if that counts...

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:54, archived)

kebab shop
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 22:06, archived)

b p

lol, knickers!
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:31, archived)
More on the Spoons carpet
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2016/jan/10/wetherspoons-carpet-tumblr-blog
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:35, archived)
I've not been able to get any solid yet, dunno what's going on

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:40, archived)
Runny poo
From the sounds of things.
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 18:50, archived)
KSI is my fav youtuber after Zoella

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:10, archived)
He won the boxing match

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:15, archived)
Is there anything he can't do?

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:18, archived)
I only heard of him today because of the boxing , vloggers are beyond me remit, my son true to talk to me about them and I tell him to shut up

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:26, archived)
Fucking hell, have I come down with monstermunch? I knew I shouldn't have installed his update

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:30, archived)
I only know those two and that they are millionaires from wanking around on youtube

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:40, archived)
what happened to boxxy?

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:36, archived)
dead

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:41, archived)
she's doing voice over work now
www.imdb.com/name/nm4458188/?ref_=tt_cl_t3
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:42, archived)
I'm pleased for her

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:56, archived)
Richard you are a fucking bantasorus rex!

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:33, archived)
DING DONG DING DONG!
time for a service in Banterbury Cathedral!
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:36, archived)
You fucking legend!!!!

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:48, archived)
Whallop! Eh?

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 19:49, archived)
fuck me
the dow jones is down 1000 points

mental
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 21:18, archived)

www.reddit.com/r/DeepFriedMemes/comments/6btqp1/me_and_the_ois_be_out_there_respecting_women/
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 21:20, archived)
excellent

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 21:22, archived)
muscle yoghurt be thicc

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 22:10, archived)
yeah i been keeping my eye on this
www.multpl.com/shiller-pe/
it was up to 34.75 the other day, it was bound to blow sooner or later
(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 21:43, archived)
i have it on good authority that it's going to drop another 40000

(, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 22:03, archived)
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only economic depression

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 0:28, archived)
and body odour

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 0:32, archived)