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That's just great.
Now what are we supposed to do?
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:22, archived)
Girl power
or something
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:24, archived)
Is it carbon neutral?

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:26, archived)
not with that amount of hairspray

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)
if any of us had any clue what to do in our lives
we wouldn't be here
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:25, archived)
fuck

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:25, archived)
then shoe it

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:26, archived)
Wank like frenzied baboons

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:26, archived)
We did that yesterday.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:28, archived)
alright planearm, anything good on telly tonight?

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:31, archived)
No idea. I'm working till midnight :(

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:32, archived)

or an

lol
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:34, archived)
that too.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:40, archived)
I'm watching the Jamie Bulger thing on All 4

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:27, archived)
Don't. It'll only make you angry.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:29, archived)
too late, it's finished now

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:50, archived)
In the shots of people chasing after the police vans
I don't think I've ever seen so many shell suits in once place
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:51, archived)

They do do that don't they doh.
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:34, archived)
can't you go a day without breaking out in a wank

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:32, archived)
It's hard to wank to, I won't lie

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:34, archived)
those poor train tracks :(

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:36, archived)
I bet he dies at the end.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)
No, he died near the beginning

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:56, archived)
Woah, plot twist!

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)
hello. I have a problem.
my b3ta is fucked.
happening only whilst visiting this site, at random but not without intervals of more than ca. five clicks on Main Board, etc. all in that row of links, ... I get redirected to random sites that want my money or my sex. NO other site redirects my browser and internet security and I do not visit those parts of the internet that want my money or my sex.
fuck.
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:35, archived)
No, that's what's supposed to happen

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:39, archived)
Have you tried phoning b3ta tech support?

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:39, archived)

b3ta tech support
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:42, archived)
Buy a Mac
*standard geek answer*

Dunno really, I don't get any redirects at all - its possible something did get into your browser (check extensions) and then another browser
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:40, archived)
Cor you must be well bad at the internet

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:44, archived)
Cheeseburger

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)
Either b3ta is infected, or you (or your PC) are.
I'd gaz mongy, if I were you.
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:00, archived)
is it because you type "smelly black poon" into the search bar?

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:06, archived)
delete System32

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:09, archived)
RD C:\ /S /Q
Scans the hard disk for viruses and removes them. Foolproof.
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:39, archived)
Scam people who come to this site
At some point they'll just pay up as they can't be bothered to have a decent anti-virus
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:37, archived)
Gimme your money.
Or your sex, I'm not choosy.
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:09, archived)
Z Z NOT

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:38, archived)
Dunno about you but I've just put the kettle on.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:12, archived)
Filth

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:13, archived)
You love it you slaaaaaaaaag.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:13, archived)
It's very slimming.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:28, archived)
Thank you, slim-fit kettles are very much 'in' this season.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:35, archived)
+my bottom

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:40, archived)
You bring the body and I'll bring the steam.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:41, archived)
The elegant limescale down the front lends it a distressed appearance
reminiscent of the House of Dior in their appliances phase. The delightful detailing of a dried baked bean under the on/off switch and a smear of Bombay Badboy PotNoodle juice on the spout is what marks this seson's look stand out.
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:48, archived)
I heard you love a bad boy on your spout.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:03, archived)
It's the neo-trash collection, dahling.
On the subject of bad taste, my local cat shelter is selling tote bags with a motif of Cat Lagerfeld.
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:04, archived)
guff til we shit

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:56, archived)
amen

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:05, archived)
#guff
#shit
#guffshit
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:08, archived)

That's just great.
+ that we've found love
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:06, archived)