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My old nan's a dustnan
she wears a flowery dress
she drives a big old dustcart
and her crew pick up your mess

What lie can you tell me about your nan?
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
dead

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:11, archived)

her crew pick up your she swallows broadsword's
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:12, archived)
She invented Tippex

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:12, archived)
wasn't her son in the monkees?

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:15, archived)
Yeah, wasn't it Mike Nesmith?

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:18, archived)
he must be minted
prolly sits in his pants all day pulling his pud
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:18, archived)
Dolenz certainly does

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:22, archived)

i.redd.it/d11qsgv9zke01.jpg
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:28, archived)
and the porpoise is waving goodbye....

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:30, archived)
Is this what happens if you shave manolith?

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:38, archived)
only one way to find out

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:42, archived)
she's still alive and has legs

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:14, archived)
+she knows how to use 'em

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:19, archived)
yes. as a doorstop.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:22, archived)
She put the nan into punani

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:15, archived)
She was so short, they named nanoparticles after her.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:16, archived)
She put the nana into banana

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:20, archived)
good girl

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:21, archived)
and then you put the banana into nana?

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:28, archived)
Who put the nan In the banana rama ding dong?

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:45, archived)
i'm guessing you

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:48, archived)
Who was that man?
I'd like to shake his hand (after he's washed them thoroughly, obv)
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:23, archived)
she once single-handedly fought a family of bears for a small piece of cheese

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:23, archived)
She got DVDA'd by the Rolling Stones whilst Lulu watched, frotting herself with a frozen shit

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:24, archived)
I can't imagine DVDA being a comfortable expedience for any of the participants.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:26, archived)
she circumnavigated the globe in a washing up bowl
with only a packet of water biscuits to sustain her
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:29, archived)
She'd have been better travelling by Carrs

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:30, archived)
silly person.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:32, archived)
CIRCUMNANIGATED MORE LIKE

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:45, archived)
bravo

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:47, archived)
*gives Jay a gold star*

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:52, archived)
It's like 1930s Germany all over again
*smashes shop window*
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:24, archived)
you just want to seize the means of production

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:43, archived)
y

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:59, archived)
+dob

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 17:40, archived)
She deifinitely wasn't a Nazi.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:33, archived)
Nanzi?

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:51, archived)
You're a fuckin' nancy

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:59, archived)
nan need for that kind of language

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:01, archived)
She put the nan in the chicken byrinani, nan bread & pilowww my back and I'm a martyr to these ankles rice

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:03, archived)
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:07, archived)
*trots off with a bunch of flowers to put on nanna Doris' grave*

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:09, archived)
She's been in disguise forever
She's tried to disguise her stellar views
Much brighter than all this static
Now she's coming through
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)
Bucks Fizz got their Eurovision winning signature whip the skirt off move off her after she did it when Itsi Bitsi Teeny Weeny Bikini came on at Butlins Skegness

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:24, archived)
She once duffed up Brian Jacks round the back of Bejam's in Salford

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:25, archived)
She is the nan
Who would risk her life for another nan

SHART!

Can you smell it?
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:26, archived)
She's a complicated nan, and no-one understands her but her carer


etc
(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:28, archived)
She was the first speedboat in space

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:33, archived)
I believe she also won speed records as Donald Nanbell

(, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 16:36, archived)