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Cheeseburgers, kebabs, fucking hell.
Who's for a nice bowl of quinoa?
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:33, archived)
I pronounce it 'quinoa'

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:35, archived)
Trust you.

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)
about as far as i can throw him

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:51, archived)
I just need a safe space for vegetarians

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:35, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/8149505
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)
I hope its well ventilated
veggo guffs reek
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)

safe space for meat loaf made out of
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:37, archived)
here's your fucking safe space
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(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:37, archived)
oh come on, you're better than that

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:38, archived)
How about that little drawer in the bottom of the fridge?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:27, archived)

Who's for a nice bowl of quinoa? kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)
Poles eat a load of stuff called "kasza"
and it's basically buckwheat, groats, semolina and all the other peasanty grains from the Ricket years
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)
I thought groats were currency?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:39, archived)
great big+oats=groats
Maybe yours will catch on
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:40, archived)
I've just made an Ocado order
12 bottles of wine, one of rum, 10 cans of fancy tomatoes and some semolina.

My wife's going to be judged af by the delivery man.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:39, archived)
That casserole is gonna be gross, m8

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:40, archived)
It's a family favourite m8

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)
Are you going for the "fuck something up so badly, you'll never be asked to do it again" approach to the weekly shop?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:42, archived)
I got a 50% off voucher so stocked up on expensive booze to maximise savings
I buy meat and veg on a daily basis so no need for any of that, plus I've been looking for San Marzano tomatoes for ages and they were also on offer so I went mad.

tl;dr no
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:46, archived)
My missus would earmark a delivery slot by ordering 10 cases of beer or 10 bottles of gin
with a view to changing the order when she gets the time. Still waiting for the day that she forgets to make the change.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:48, archived)
For a man trying to cut down on his booze consumption,
you're going about it in a very strange way.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:53, archived)
I'm going to assume that he's not planning on drinking it all in the same night

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:55, archived)
Yeah, but he has no willpower.

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:57, archived)

power +y
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:58, archived)
lol

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:05, archived)
he's eoin mclove?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:06, archived)
He is very popular with nans.

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:10, archived)
Oooooh-caaaa do, do, do
avacados, tahini,
Oooooh-caaaa do, do,
Bag of quinoa, roiboss tea,
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:02, archived)
Keen Wah sounds like an afrofunk vocalist.

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:41, archived)
Dur, it's pronounced "quinoa".

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)
some people

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:46, archived)
finally a subthread that I can shoehorn some of my plans into
I'm going to see Tony Allen tomorrow night
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)
For mcdonalds?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:44, archived)
cheeseburgers

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:02, archived)
I bet if you pulled apart a cheeseburger it would look like your clopper

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:05, archived)
What type? Fillet o fish cheeseburger? Chicken burger cheeseburger? Sausage mcmuffin cheeseburger?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:12, archived)
what difference does it make they're all the same thing?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:14, archived)
Just different ingredients, that's why I won't eat Italian foood, it's all just spag bol tarted about with

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:16, archived)
oh nice, I'm wel jel

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:46, archived)
just need someone to mention something vaguely related to C20th avant garde composers now
either that or I'll have to start a thread pretending to be interested in what other people are doing tonight
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:07, archived)

Ton Lil
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:56, archived)
Dave Allen or GTFO.
Mind you, he's long dead, so I appreciate it might be a bit of an ask.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:04, archived)
still alive
youtu.be/0UBZdrJJEwQ
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:09, archived)
Just a salad for me thanks

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:11, archived)
Some lettuce leaves and a sprinkle of sesame seeds, and it's practically a big mac, anyway.

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:26, archived)
I don't eat fast food very often
And never maccy d's
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:31, archived)
shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cunt

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:22, archived)
Sounds like someone needs a biology lesson...

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:29, archived)