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Do YOU think it would be funny if a lady had a wooden tit?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:54, archived)
The song says it'd be LAVERLY.

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:58, archived)
Fuck the song

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:14, archived)
Well, really!

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:18, archived)
no

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:01, archived)
not a whole lot m8 tbh

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
how many regular tits has she got?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
She has one of each

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:14, archived)
which is which?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:14, archived)
Her right is wooden

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:17, archived)
can she twist it and use it as a pepper grinder?

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:56, archived)
She could
but she won't
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 16:00, archived)
stuck up bitch

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)
I respect you and bitches
don't use bitch as an insult
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 16:34, archived)
lol

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 16:46, archived)
Think she'd take that as a condiment.

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:01, archived)
Wasn't that a Nik Kershaw song?
Wooden tit be good.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:31, archived)
Nah, you're thinking of Wooden Tit Be Nice by the Beach Boys

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:42, archived)
good grief

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:47, archived)
I know a man with a wooden leg with the name of smith

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:32, archived)
me too, must be the same guy!

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:41, archived)
whoah
well it's a small, small world
(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:46, archived)
knock knockers

(, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 15:46, archived)