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48/50
www.safedrivingforlife.info/take-official-free-practice-driving-theory-test/
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:10, archived)
Don't care, I've already got my license.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:15, archived)
I was tempted to take that, to see which rules are different between the UK and France,
but it's 50 questions and I can't be arsed.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:19, archived)
Then i will win

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:23, archived)
+ a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:24, archived)
My people aren't allowed to take tests, sorry

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:22, archived)
Then I win

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:24, archived)
FAIL 35/50
I just lost my HGV licence
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:23, archived)
Better pull over then
to be fair, there's nothing in the page that says it should not be completed while actually driving.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:24, archived)
I can't stop now, I've barely murdered any prostitutes today as it is.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:34, archived)
78/50

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:24, archived)
Well over the speed limit
200 fine and 6 points
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:32, archived)
and what do points mean?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:34, archived)
prizes?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:38, archived)
no, they mean you lose your license if you get too many, jesus

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:44, archived)
That's not Jesus.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:46, archived)
fucking praise me anyway

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:47, archived)
Can I put my hand in your wound?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:49, archived)
no

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:50, archived)
bit rude
who washed YOUR mouth out with vinegar?
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:53, archived)
sarson's

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:00, archived)
the rugby team?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:01, archived)
yes
they're brutal
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:03, archived)
deluxe?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:24, archived)
if you like

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:26, archived)
me sa no likee

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:28, archived)
don't give me jar jar flashbacks

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:32, archived)
I'm fairly certain we did this exercise before for the doveston, dunno where you get off trying to steal his legacy to be honest

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:37, archived)
Is BD the new measurement of time?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:42, archived)
I always got him and Doves mixed up.
All young people look alike, I suppose.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:46, archived)
What's bd?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:50, archived)
a kind of cheeseburger

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:52, archived)
Oh course, silly me

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:54, archived)
Brayn Dedd, or whatever his name was.
Long gone, I think.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:11, archived)
i'm banned from driving, so i won't bother

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:38, archived)
I'll unban you
I'm a DVLA mod now
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:41, archived)

L D
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:43, archived)
oooooooo, nice!
now, where can i get my hands on a tank?
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:48, archived)
Your loft?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:06, archived)
i don't have a loft

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:09, archived)
says here: Margaret Thatcher's Armoured Bus
tanks-alot.co.uk/product/margret-thatchers-armoured-bus/
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:13, archived)
that just makes me want to watch stripes

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:21, archived)
Never learnt to drive

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:44, archived)
alright boyce

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:44, archived)
Not bad ta
Got my wife's cousin over from dahn andah l8r, going to rustle up a Keralan fish cuzzah.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:47, archived)
sounds alright
I think we're pizza'ing it or summat. No plates, no pots and pans, limited cutlery. I mean, we could open up the boxes, but y'know.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:48, archived)
when does the actual move take place?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:52, archived)
Tomorrow morning, brudda

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:57, archived)
Praise be

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:00, archived)
I know, right
I think it was May last year that we started this whole process. Feels like forever.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:01, archived)
where are you moving to?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:25, archived)
Fareham
quieter area, bigger house, bigger garden. It's a step up, for sure.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:35, archived)
Cool.
Pints in Hampshire it is.

I am in Winchfield.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:37, archived)
Hear me roar.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:38, archived)
Are you calling him a fat asian deity, bit rude

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:02, archived)
One of the more enjoyable aspects of moving is the guilt free takeaway

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:53, archived)
+and a nice rail of shoe

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:55, archived)
a fat fuckin hangman's rope of high octane shoe

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:59, archived)
Yeah
I might have one tomorrow, too
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:57, archived)
i think one is enough

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:59, archived)
I'll tell you when I've had enough

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:59, archived)
repeatedly

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:08, archived)
Are you counting sins on your food, or something?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:13, archived)
they spell it "syns"

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:33, archived)
you didn't boil up a stew from all the old tins and half-empty packets in the larder?
I had Moving Out Stew every six months as a kid :(
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:55, archived)
circus life can be tough on a kid

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:55, archived)
Last night's feast was home-made pizza and bubble & squeak
We've almost completely emptied the fridge now
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:56, archived)
Is that the royal we've

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:01, archived)
not sure if that's thrifty or tragic

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:02, archived)
It's neither, really
I don't particularly want to take boxes of food with me when I move.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
i meant grry having to move house every six months

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:19, archived)
Oh
Military? Criminals? ADHD?
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:22, archived)
carnies

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:23, archived)
i was thinking more skipping out on the rent
but then, i'm northern.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:27, archived)
just like a carny would

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:28, archived)
they definitely would
and steal the neighbour's washing at the same time
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:31, archived)
They took my child
and left me some wooden pegs. I think WE won in that exchange.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:34, archived)
they get those pegs off all the washing they steal

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:36, archived)