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(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:31, archived)
soppy twat

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:32, archived)
well soppy

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:43, archived)
actually
great film
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:35, archived)
My wife genuinely thinks this :(

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:41, archived)
She also likes jazz.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:43, archived)
Unlike Johnny, he can't fucking stand it

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:45, archived)
Bonus reply:
a i

*sigh*
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:45, archived)
That was close!

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:46, archived)
Ah wouldnae let ye doon, pal

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:49, archived)
McPh.D.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 18:07, archived)
Just a cheeseburger tho

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 18:24, archived)
With our workout lettuce

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 19:09, archived)
Err my workout lettuce, you lost cheeseburger

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 19:28, archived)
My missus has decide that she likes The Big Bang Theory.
That makes me sad.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:56, archived)
show her Kaley Cuoco's bumhole

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:59, archived)
Phwoar

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:04, archived)
wouldn't be the first utterly stupid and terrible thing she'd taken a shine to, eh?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)
Did you see the big Mac/ cheeseburger ring Mano? I'd love to win that

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:25, archived)
woah, just seen it now
very tasteful
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:01, archived)
And you could leave different rings off and just have a cheeseburger

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:04, archived)
I am her pygmalion.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:31, archived)

pygmalion cheeseburger
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:31, archived)
uh no

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:43, archived)
i strongly disagree

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:46, archived)

film waste of acting talent on a gopping quagmire of forced sentimentality rammed down your throat more clumsily than a dentist with cerebral palsy.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:12, archived)
that's fucken lovely, m8
seriously
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:37, archived)
x

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:43, archived)
I just looked at my watch and it says 9th and I was :D , then I looked at b3ta and I was :(

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:39, archived)
happy birthday mongy

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:40, archived)
It's not long , so excited , my special day

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:41, archived)
have a birthday cheeseburger
You know, with icing and candles
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:42, archived)
It'll be cheeseburgers all round at my local , might get a couple of packets of cheeseburger in for the weekend

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:43, archived)
Go out and pay to spend the night with a cheeseburger.
FILTHY CHEESEBURGERS!
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:46, archived)
you can see their gherkins!

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:48, archived)
*bokes*

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:51, archived)
Might cheeseburger rhinos, get a lap cheeseburger

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:03, archived)
Like Being John Malkovich,
only you've found a portal into Grimace's head, instead.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:07, archived)
I suppose grimace is just mayor mccheese really, just different

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:15, archived)
turdburglar

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)
lol
[McDonalds mascots   (mayor mccheese)   (grimace)  ] 


Disclaimer: not an exhaustive list.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)
Poor Ronald

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)
'member Yellow Burgers
Good pills those
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:46, archived)
It's like listening to smurfs with munchies.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:57, archived)
burger off is it

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:50, archived)
lol gutted

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:44, archived)
This is why I 'need' a skydweller, so I don't have to set the date

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:49, archived)
well, birthdays are a good time to get new things

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:50, archived)
I begrudge paying over RRP rich, especially about 4k over RRP

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:55, archived)
Yeah fuck that
I begrudge paying actual RRP for most things these days
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:47, archived)
It's a seller's market , there's a white dial one for 12, but I really want the black one, the dial is stunning

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:59, archived)
Wtf are Jaffa dog bags ???
Hello mate, we just got some lovely buddy ami 20 or 2 for 35. We also got tasty jaffa dog bags for 25. Drew n crew.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:02, archived)
hahaha I have literally not a clue

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:06, archived)
These kids talk bollox

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:12, archived)
Oh it's a type of skunk, Jaffa orange and dawg apparently, ffs call them something normal you twat

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:15, archived)
why do they bother

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:43, archived)
Call a cheeseburger a cheeseburger, yeah?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 18:03, archived)
There is a skunk called cheese, and it is cheesy smelling

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 18:26, archived)
Weird.
I wonder how it got that name?
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 18:50, archived)
After mayor mccheese

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 20:09, archived)
we love you mongychops!

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 21:21, archived)
+eggs

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:42, archived)
love eggs
love life
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:44, archived)
I'm lovin' eggs!

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:45, archived)
(c)Ben Wa 1985

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:47, archived)
wiggle jiggle, yellow middle
that's the best of what you are
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:20, archived)
what the fuck?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:23, archived)
that the fuck

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 18:46, archived)
God is love; whoever abides in love abides in God, and God in him. In this way, love has been perfected among us, so that we may have confidence on the day of judgment; for in this world we are just like Him.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:47, archived)

H J

+my Savile
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:49, archived)
This sort of thing is why I hate religion.
Utter nonsense or nonce-sense.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:49, archived)
I will pray for you, brother x

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:56, archived)
Polytheism is more fun.
Their gods don't get nailed to wood to save our souls, they turn into swans and get laid instead.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:00, archived)
I believe in the sun.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)
alright 'not stephin merrit'
youtu.be/L85cillM6ME
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:23, archived)
Because the night is dark and full of terrors?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:23, archived)
For a start, I can see it.
Which is more than I can say for the old god.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:42, archived)
You're not supposed to look at it!

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:43, archived)
I live among the creatures of the night

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:52, archived)
This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us. And we ought to lay down our lives for our brothers and sisters.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:52, archived)
whoever wrote that was smoking some premium shit

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:59, archived)
Old Testament God wasn't love.
He was petulant and insecure, and would make bears eat you if you looked at his prophet funny.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:03, archived)
a bit like trump, then

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:09, archived)
God didn't have such a high opinion of himself as Trump does

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:14, archived)
Hmm, might start repenting.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:15, archived)

u a


lol
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:48, archived)
haha!

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:03, archived)
Alright

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:11, archived)
I saw one of your lads giving a bit of a talk last night
if I worked where you do I'd pop in and listen to a few more of his lectures
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:15, archived)
One of my lads?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)
he means *mouths 'black'*

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)
But I'm a honky

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:24, archived)
you ginger cracker

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:25, archived)
The CSA are on to you.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)
an oxford boffin

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)
Oh, well, unless he was my college specifically he can fuck off.
Especially if he was Magdalen, they're all complete pricks.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:23, archived)
I think dudley moore went to magdalen

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:26, archived)
On an organ scholarship
Lol Organ.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:33, archived)
Christ Church apparently

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:26, archived)
Prick.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:31, archived)
I pronounce it "magdalen".

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:33, archived)
Yeah?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:33, archived)
Wanna make something of it?

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:46, archived)
/s cheeseburger

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:35, archived)
Sorry I don't read Harry Potter.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 20:25, archived)
hiya

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:16, archived)
Walk it in.

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)
Why do birds, suddenly appear
every time, I drink beer?
Just like me, they long to be,
Drunk with you.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:15, archived)
doing a frozen poo

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:16, archived)
When bird shit
becomes bird shot
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:27, archived)
well I suppose at the end of the day
you've got to live love laugh, haven't you
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:16, archived)

🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 19:49, archived)
I could've had one of those for dinner,
but I've gone for a pizza instead.
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 21:07, archived)
Ooh, don't tell me...
I know this one!
(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 21:09, archived)
It's a snow cone maker

(, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 21:13, archived)