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A significant chunk of my wife's family are coming over for cake
it will be baby chat for many, many hours
(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:33, archived)
Are you not still on your deathbed then?

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:34, archived)
I still have rivers of gunk coming out of my face
but I think I'm gonna pull through
(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:40, archived)
Well, there's still a chance of a nasty relapse.

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:42, archived)
fingers crossed

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)

Well, there's still a chance of a nasty re Your face looks like a baboon's pro
(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:56, archived)

g sp

lol
(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:50, archived)
if the spunk was this colour, I'd be genuinely concerned for their testicular health

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:53, archived)
There's still time to tape that hose to your exhaust pipe in the garage and seppuku your way out of this.

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:34, archived)
Why would he bother going to the trouble with the car if he is going to gut himself?

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:39, archived)
It's to maximise the Finnan haddie flavour of his corpse, duh.

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:41, archived)
easier to use my intestines for smoked sausages

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)
You ain't even a samurai, you're not worthy of harakiri

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:48, archived)
fuck off, weeaboo

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)
I had to google that, I'm not sure having an interest in history and reading qualifies me tho

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:01, archived)
and gigapuddi videos

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)