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YOU FUCKING WANKERS
Hi
(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:40, archived)
Gevening

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:43, archived)
Hullo pal

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:02, archived)
I had a lovely wank today
but it seems to be taking me longer and longer to finish recently. I used to be able to bash one out in a few minutes but the process is taking upwards of 30 minutes now. I had one that lasted over an hour the other week. Not sure if it's to do with these happy pills.
(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:51, archived)
That's good to know, thanks

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:02, archived)
yw

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:11, archived)

 
(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:06, archived)


(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:11, archived)
I dun a wank, once.
It was green.
(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:47, archived)
what technique are you using?

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:17, archived)
fuck you
you fucking wanker



I mean hi
(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:11, archived)
alright dribble

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:14, archived)
$$

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:43, archived)
K delete this wankers thread pls

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:34, archived)
Makes a change from cheeseburgers.

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:48, archived)
I thought they were the same

(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:10, archived)
I thought the old boy on the till when I got some beers only had one arm,
Because he just had a sleeve hanging down and was only using one arm to scan stuff and put it through. But then when I asked for a bag he needed 2 hands and the sleeve lifted and it was a weird Beadle hand without enough fingers and I definitely stared at it for too long.
(, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:18, archived)